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Dr. Mengelito

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The Daily Khan (Issue 17)
« on: December 23, 2015, 03:34:08 am »

"The infiltration took a huge toll on my physical and mental health; I was haunted by nightmares of being exposed to the faction I was infiltrating, other nightmares being of Mengelito." -Lash 2016

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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 17)
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2015, 03:40:08 am »
This picture was obviously fabricated! The Khans would never try something this... vile. We must find and sacrifi... I mean, PUNISH the slanderers!

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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 17)
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2015, 07:27:36 am »
Human Sacrifices in the name of Khanology!?! This is outrageous!

A terrorist mastermind at UV is obviously behind these ludicrous claims!

I am so glad I can count on The Daily Khan to dispel horrible myths like these about us every Tuesday.  Everyone knows that when a scrub follows a Khan out of the hub, they aren't seen from again because they get a tent, 5000 caps, and a free car!

Lord knows the Justice journal would never speak the truth about such matters. But I will say that I'm looking forward to their next publication! I'm low on ass-wipe...




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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 17)
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2015, 06:15:23 pm »
Merry Christmas, and happy Khannukah.