Human Sacrifices in the name of Khanology!?! This is outrageous!
A terrorist mastermind at UV is obviously behind these ludicrous claims!
I am so glad I can count on The Daily Khan to dispel horrible myths like these about us every Tuesday. Everyone knows that when a scrub follows a Khan out of the hub, they aren't seen from again because they get a tent, 5000 caps, and a free car!
Lord knows the Justice journal would never speak the truth about such matters. But I will say that I'm looking forward to their next publication! I'm low on ass-wipe...