Because every successful campaign team needs a washed up and shrivelled porn star who has links to the Taliban "working" the front desk.....
Garg....
II'm Bhuddist. (Well, I was until they forced my village to convert..... even then, we practiced Bhuddism in secret, islam in public.)
If you knew half as much as you thought you did, you'd realize just how wrong you always were, dear....
Then, on the words of my ex, you'd make "a permanent solution to your temporary problems."