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Dr. Mengelito

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The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« on: September 01, 2015, 10:33:40 am »
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2015, 11:34:30 am »
Great thanks to you Mengelito, now I will have something to wipe my ass while travelling through wastelands :D
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2015, 11:38:06 am »
For being daily this seems to be months outdated upon its release.
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2015, 02:30:19 pm »
Quote from: Help Bot on September 01, 2015, 11:38:06 am
For being daily this seems to be months outdated upon its release.
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Quote from: Mad Matt on September 01, 2015, 11:34:30 am
Great thanks to you Mengelito, now I will have something to wipe my ass while travelling through wastelands :D




Man you don't know where that paper has been! I'd rather wipe with cactus.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2015, 02:32:39 pm by Gimper »
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2015, 02:33:57 pm »
Quote from: Gimper on September 01, 2015, 02:30:19 pm
Quote from: Help Bot on September 01, 2015, 11:38:06 am
For being daily this seems to be months outdated upon its release.
+1

Quote from: Mad Matt on September 01, 2015, 11:34:30 am
Great thanks to you Mengelito, now I will have something to wipe my ass while travelling through wastelands :D




Man you don't know where that paper has been! I'd rather wipe with cactus.

Damn, you can be right...it could be quiet dangerous, like pile of goo in Toxic Caves  ;D
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2015, 03:31:47 pm »
Quote from: Mad Matt on September 01, 2015, 11:34:30 am
Great thanks to you Mengelito, now I will have something to wipe my ass while travelling through wastelands :D
It looks like someone used it to wipe it already. Just look at how brown it is!
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Dr. Mengelito

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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2015, 04:06:57 pm »
I'm thrilled it was so well recieved.

Since we now control the media I am happy to inform you that our Editor-in-Chief - Professor Newton himself - will make sure that your brains attune to the latest objective truths from the wasteland once a week... from now on until the end of your days.

Long Live Bison!
Long Live the Daily Khan!
« Last Edit: September 01, 2015, 04:11:42 pm by Dr. Mengelito »
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2015, 04:19:16 pm »
Quote from: Dr. Mengelito on September 01, 2015, 04:06:57 pm
I'm thrilled it was so well recieved.

Since we now control the media I am happy to inform you that our Editor-in-Chief - Professor Newton himself - will make sure that your brains attune to the latest objective truths from the wasteland once a week... from now on until the end of your days.

Long Live Bison!
Long Live the Daily Khan!

We'll be waiting for more of your bullshit news in Daily Khan  :)
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2015, 04:36:07 pm »
Quote from: Mad Matt on September 01, 2015, 04:19:16 pm
We'll be waiting for more of your bullshit news in Daily Khan  :)

Only a COMMUNIST questions the absolute objective truths presented through The Daily Khan.

Yes, much more to come.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2015, 04:38:33 pm by Dr. Mengelito »
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2015, 04:37:58 pm »
Quote from: Dr. Mengelito on September 01, 2015, 04:36:07 pm
Quote from: Mad Matt on September 01, 2015, 04:19:16 pm
We'll be waiting for more of your bullshit news in Daily Khan  :)

Only a COMMUNIST questions the absolute objective truths presented through The Daily Khan.

Only Communists will sell propaganda and bullshit like you  :-*
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2015, 04:41:01 pm »
Quote from: Mad Matt on September 01, 2015, 04:37:58 pm
Only Communists will sell propaganda and bullshit like you  :-*

Sell? The Daily Khan is available to everyone, it's a service we provide for the community. We will however collect license money from our victims though so make sure to keep 150 caps on you next time you meet Bison.
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2015, 05:07:36 pm »
Do not fear the Khan Propoganda machine... You must simply Embrace it.

I look forward to the next instalment.
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2015, 05:33:40 pm »
Me read paper with words on it, but me have something me not understand. What is "khan"? Is something me can eat? Also me searched for bison to make barbecue because me love bison meat with xander root sauce but me not find it nowhere. Also if khan taste good is possible to order delivery during TC? Because UV take much long time to gear up and me get hungry when me wait long.
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2015, 05:51:58 pm »
Quote from: Dr. Mengelito on September 01, 2015, 04:41:01 pm
Quote from: Mad Matt on September 01, 2015, 04:37:58 pm
Only Communists will sell propaganda and bullshit like you  :-*

Sell? The Daily Khan is available to everyone, it's a service we provide for the community. We will however collect license money from our victims though so make sure to keep 150 caps on you next time you meet Bison.

I'll be waiting patiently for that  8)
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Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2015, 06:05:42 pm »
Exit Reporters had better font :-X
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