Quoted for hilarity.
Are we playing the rank game? Because if we are, my paper rank was Tier 3- but I turned down promotions
to Garg's face twice. TWICE. Virtual badges don't mean shit; I don't respect people for how long they've been around, but for their personal qualities and skill. Goddamn Vinnie the potato is a Raider; Khan ranks are a joke.
5v5, while underlevelled, against botting russians with T4. That's the flare trap we called in our friends to deal with - but they were 45 minutes late, and so we turned to our old enemies. UFAV backstabbed, UV and SW showed up... it took seven hours to finish the flare trap.
Khan meetups are a joke, too. All of what, six people who live in the same state? Knights can pull that together in a weekend. But we don't all live in the same state: we're an international faction with more camraderie than a bunch of Trump supporters. Meeting up IRL isn't a sign of faction strength, but a statement of how geographically limited it is. You use Whatsapp? Woopdefuckingdoo. So does my grandma, and she's dead.
Beer talking shit is hilarious. You weren't even in-game since January. When did you ever play against Butcher (Hayley Williams), hmm? Oh, you're beating up on some poor polish guy who uses the name Butcher-SG? Wow. I'm impressed. Very impressed. Very impressed at how stupid Khans are.
From my observation, Jeff (Ras Makonnen), carkosa, and Bastian are ahead of him in individual skill. You're putting too much faith in wankers like Freeza. I'm not sure what internal khan gameplay charts are, but Butcher dominates Donnie Darko and Gimper soooo. Yeah. Khans are shit, Butcher is a god.
Butcher, for those of you who haven't been in-game, is my brother. He joined as a khanscript about a week after I did, stayed in khans after I was ran out by Ribbit, was trained by Donnie Dorko, left in February because Khans are kringelords. He retired his original character - the flying butcher - in February, becoming Chainsplatter and founding the Outta Gum Gang (with Gringo, Ullr, AChickenWithHat, QUEER MAN, Breach, and Lash). By April he was already playing with UV and punching above his level class. Fast forward to July, he remade OGG as Knights of Blood Oath, turned it over to AnalFury, and has official UV membership. He plays for UV as Hayley Williams, also spends time training Knights and leading small-scale PvP.
To quote Preba: Khans are shit.
Khans think they're great for beating up noobs. Abusing the lack of a tutorial, abusing new players' lack of ability to kick people from party. Rolling in hilariously oversized packs to hunt bluesuit players. You got away with it because you weren't a threat to the Real Strong Factions (tm). But once the noobs banded together as OGG, things changed. We kicked the absolute shit out of your khanscripts, out of your mercs, out of your death squads, out of your flaretraps. We showed more tenacity than The Khans exhibited in the 24hr flare trap... and we didn't even have to duallog to beat your asses.
Actually, I think the Khans aren't your ordinary FOnline faction you know, because I'm sure you know that we, The Khans, probably have the best team (teamwork and team chemistry wise) in whole FOnline. I don't see any other faction meeting up irl and of course the communication outside of the Teamspeak and forums. Also, honestly and I think other Khans will tell you the same, you aren't a true 1337 Khan until you got yourself to Raider status and I honestly don't even remember losing a big flare trap ever? Remember when OGG begged us, me especially, to come and help? Because you wanted to kill the Russians? kek
But on a serious note, keep being angry, keep being salty, your salt is noted but sadly enough nobody really gives a shit what Lash says.
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