Just look at Faglito, he never quits
This again, hmm? I love how you recently instigate conflict at every turn and then actually try to save your sorry face with such amazing strategies as smileys or turning things around. You're the instigator and it makes you an easy target, like bursting a fleeing kid in the back.
EDIT: I'm pretty sure this Trait of yours is something that's not unique to your persona here. Has your life been as lonely when the computer is (off) as you've been here this session?