Lost vertibird

[Sir Craftkid]

Missing a vertibird, are you? What a coincidence, I have just recently come upon a vertibird myself! Maybe we could work out a deal, you could come work for my brother-in-law, he owns a law firm, Goldbergstein & Sons, he's the sons, his father was a great man, very successful! Maybe you could work your way up and earn a vertibird, eh? High honors for a lowly goyim such as yourself!

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[Shekelbergstein]

Don't underestimate the benefits of a good days work, friend goyim. If you do your best, and make the connections with the right people, you can make a good living. Just ask my brother Gerry! He owns his own chain of kosher print shops, you know. Very successful businessman.