1. Protip; don't work at a hospital with a psych unit.
2. If you ignore rule #1, then make sure fighting psych patients are kept well the fuck away from each other.
Right hand broken in 2 places, left arm broken, jaw fractured, and three superficial stab wounds (left arm, left breast, abdomin).
Oh, and 3, medical pens make REALLY BAD stabing weapons. Maybe add that to suggestions as a joke......