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Corinno

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The New World Order - MANDATORY Carbon Tax
« on: October 04, 2017, 04:27:12 am »



If we want to return our beloved America to the shining glory of the past the Wasteland needs to stop polluting the Earth immediately. The New World Order will no longer stand idly by as the rampant excess of the Wastelands destroys our beautiful environment. As such, the New World Order is instituting a MANDATORY carbon tax on all Wastelanders and their transportation vehicles. This will effectively behave as a consumption tax to reduce the ballooning destruction of the Wasteland we see occurring before us.


The following details of the MANDATORY carbon tax are as following:

  • 1,000 caps on all Wastelanders for their passive CO2 production
  • 2,500 caps for each single seat personal vehicle
  • 5,000 caps for each vehicle seating more than one individual
  • 10,000 caps for each vertical take off and landing vehicle


Payment of one's tax can delivered to any registered member of The New World Order. A regularly updated registry of vehicles and Wastelanders will be meticulously maintained to ensure a precise record of tax payers.



While it may be controversial that those who are punished for a failure to pay their allotted MANDATORY carbon tax are the weak and weary, who have likely never even heard of the MANDATORY carbon tax; The New World Order has found an amicable solution. For each 1,000 caps paid in excess of your own MANDATORY carbon tax, an operative of The New World Order will refer to the Holy Magic Eight Ball  to determine the tax evader's fate rather than gunning them down in a hail of bullets.





Together we can build a better, brighter, tomorrow for the Wasteland.

killer1986chris

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Re: The New World Order - MANDATORY Carbon Tax
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2017, 04:35:16 am »
The cars are battery powered so no carbon, sucks to be you.

Corinno

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Re: The New World Order - MANDATORY Carbon Tax
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2017, 04:37:55 am »
And how much carbon do you think went into the air just manufacturing those batteries?


PROTIP: A LOT


The New World Order employs the best climatologists money can buy, please don't question the validity of our studies.

killer1986chris

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Re: The New World Order - MANDATORY Carbon Tax
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2017, 04:50:14 am »
Damned leftists, evidence that cockroaches will survive a nuclear war.

Corinno

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Re: The New World Order - MANDATORY Carbon Tax
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2017, 04:53:01 am »
Damned leftists, evidence that cockroaches will survive a nuclear war.


Another shill bought out by BIG BATTERIES. You'll all burn die in a carbon negative manner for ruining our planet.

killer1986chris

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Re: The New World Order - MANDATORY Carbon Tax
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2017, 04:56:19 am »
I bet you must cry a lot when I drive around all day and use my incinerator on foes...

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Re: The New World Order - MANDATORY Carbon Tax
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2017, 06:00:01 am »
piss off khan taxes are the only real taxes

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Re: The New World Order - MANDATORY Carbon Tax
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2017, 06:01:12 am »
I think that in world after Nuclear War that is swarming with cockroaches as big as dogs, mantis that can bite your head off and rats you can mount. CO2 is my least concern. Especially when cars are charged by Pre-War Produced micro fusion cells (self contained Fusion reactors, which is clear as fuck energy). So suck it up and smell my wasteland dust while i drive my eco buggy to the horizon.

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Re: The New World Order - MANDATORY Carbon Tax
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2017, 05:02:35 pm »
Super Mutants drop super farts.
Super farts cause way more CO2 than cars.
Put the carbon tax on Super Mutants. Those stinky fellas!


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Re: The New World Order - MANDATORY Carbon Tax
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2017, 06:24:15 pm »
Good luck trying to tax me!
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Re: The New World Order - MANDATORY Carbon Tax
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2017, 07:01:02 pm »
you cannot tax me

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Re: The New World Order - MANDATORY Carbon Tax
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2017, 09:12:11 pm »
My understanding, is that after many years of North Americans paying Carbon taxes to third world countries, that all these value's are actually CREDIT's due back to each wastelander; by said third worlder's.  In accordance with Kyoto and other protocols.

Seeing as this gentlemen appears to be from Post Apocalyptic Nigeria,  I will expect immediate and pull repayment of all credits due to me upon seeing him.  I encourage all the rest of you to do the same!

Make it Rain!