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The Weekly Charge #7
« on: July 01, 2017, 07:29:20 pm »
The Weekly Charge
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Issue #7
Editor: Lash
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Captain Gargantua: Civil War

The months-long inner conflict for control came to a tipping point after Khan faithful split into two bitterly-divided camps: Team Coach and Team Knuckle. In a bid to restore unity and a sense of old-timey shenanigans, Gargantua announced that the next General (reporting to Supreme Leader Gargantua and High Wizard Crikket) would be determined by a 5v5 led by the two khandidates.

Coach, a close friend of Gimper, has taken up Bison's mantle of proposing professionalized, focused faction leadership with the aim of producing superior PvP. Knuckle wants to maintain the status quo: a disorganized militia that focuses on general acts of dickery rather than PvP.

Lines got drawn, flames flared, and when Crikket threw support behind Knuckle....



This, on the heels of the Red Order being disbanded by the command of Gargantua, has left Khan morale in tatters. The past month and a half has seen several (relatively) skilled Khans get tossed. RIP Bastian.


Jeff Quits, UV Split

The annual UV self-immolation shakeup happened right on schedule, though this years' is the first that shook UV to its core since UV disbanded in 2015.

A number of UV players have left, including the Brazil-based Akira br13. But Jeff's departure was the most significant: Jeff /  Ras Makkonen was the core tank and trainer and when he left, he took Chopper and a few others with him.


Wipe Confirmed

Kilgore confirmed wipe in the announcement thread. For months, a handful of elite players from various games and developers have play-tested on Kilgore's private server.

According to one writer, Season 3 of Reloaded will include about 20 hours of single-player content and will be playable offline with friends. Sources we spoke to have told us that Season 3 represents a significant shift towards single-player and co-operative play as compared to the PvP-focused Season 2. Core game mechanics are on the chopping block.

Prepare to be astounded.

2017 August 31st.


Neighbourhood Rumors:
Total lies? Or the awful truth?

Seki has been spotted in the wastes, tagging along with Khanscript DonnieDarko. Seki had been in hiding after receiving perma-ban from FOnline2 for serially betraying factions and deleting shared characters.

Speak Polish? Play FOnline2? Social Warrior founderAwgwansky idles in Hub waiting for Rancor to return to lead Social Warriors into a new golden age.


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lash

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Re: The Weekly Charge #7
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2017, 07:29:58 pm »
Crossword and other features to return in the next issue.

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Re: The Weekly Charge #7
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2017, 04:38:14 pm »
Reader DonnieDarko sends this in:
> wrong image used in article 1. correct image: https://images.discordapp.net/attachments/302871938529755138/330579263407259649/unknown.png

Thanks, Donnie.


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Re: The Weekly Charge #7
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2017, 10:42:42 am »
I always enjoy reading those.



« Last Edit: July 08, 2017, 11:04:10 am by Awgy »

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Re: The Weekly Charge #7
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2017, 05:43:11 pm »
No one can take up my mantle, there's only one General Bison and I can never be replaced.

On a more serious note, who the fuck cares.  ::)
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

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Re: The Weekly Charge #7
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2017, 09:22:17 pm »
FOnline, FOnline never changes.

The factions that participate do, but the conflicts are always the same. From the dawn of this season, teams and players have fought in TC, forged alliances, broke alliances, infiltrated, and betrayed each other. And yet, if you were to look at the game, you would find these petty events to be far more interesting than watching the game as a whole. For many, watching the drama is more fun than playing the game. You would know that, General.

Whether Coach becomes king, whether Khans live or fail, it ultimately matters not. Others will take their place. But for me, watching and chronicling all this petty drama is a neat little hobby.

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Re: The Weekly Charge #7
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2017, 12:21:30 am »
Yeeeeaaah... Noone cares. You're obsessed fatty.

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Re: The Weekly Charge #7
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2017, 06:38:09 pm »
Why do you even give a shit

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Re: The Weekly Charge #7
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2018, 02:30:26 am »
khans appear to never lose grudges but neither do I so but yeah I was an asshole to akira. cool to see he left though but then again he had a temper tantrum in season 3 even worse then lash's. He made an account called kilgoremothefucker and yelled about pay to win and never came back but this is old news k bye