Not a troll or a shit post but here.
I think you can do something with this as an idea right?
So basically think about it like this, everytime you guys make a new issue
You can also wipe your ass with it!
In the wasteland we should be concerned about our resources, so your newspaper has a better more comfortable use!
Last time when I wiped my ass with your newspaper it was rough and was uncomfortable.
But now with a new template like this I would make sure to grab every copy of your newspaper as I can!