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Buy / Cheap gatlings

« on: July 15, 2015, 03:23:48 pm »

want to buy all your destroyed/ low condition gatlings. 1k for beyond repair and 2.5k for cond under 50%(that is the second value)

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Closed bugs / Treasure Hunter?

« on: July 11, 2015, 12:42:15 pm »

I am finding less and less items in chests. should't be more?

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Toxic Caves / Re: The Ultra Violence - International Faction

« on: July 11, 2015, 12:38:11 pm »

You guys killed a newby in gecko. I do not trust you. He died in cold blood.

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Toxic Caves / Blueprints

« on: July 08, 2015, 06:14:08 pm »

Interested for: P90, Incinerator, Minigun, Combat armor and drugs

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Sell / "The Armored Knee"

« on: July 06, 2015, 11:22:01 pm »

Welcome ladies and gents to The Armored Knee!

The Armored Knee is the shop of LagMaster and his gang of adventurers. We search the wasteland far and wide to find, create or remake relics and souvenirs ready to sell for the generic population.

So what are you waiting for! Come browse our shop!

If you think this is a mind trick, why not use a Psychic Nullifier to be extra sure we do not use The Master's telekinetic powers to make you buy from us!
Looking to look like a kid look alike? How about some child Clothes. Guaranteed to make you look young again.
You afraid of the possible adverse effects? We got unused Paramedics Bags too. If your problems are less urgent, you can buy a First Aid Kit or a Field Medic First Aid Kit.
If you are in the intimidation business, then you cannot go without a Louisville Slugger to break some windows and skulls or maybe an intimidating "Little Jesus" for the guys that treasure their cock more than their lives.
Also afraid of blood getting in the eyes? Get a good pair of goggles from us. You will not regret it!
We offer the following improved Guns:

Spoiler: Tommy gun • show

Spoiler: H&K CAWS • show

Spoiler: Desert Eagle • show

Spoiler: Magnum Revolver • show

But what if you are into boxing? Steroids are to easy to get caught with? Try a pair of Plated Boxing Gloves. No one will suspect a thing!
But what if you are a professional soldier? You will need a good gun, right? How about a good old pre-war 75% FN FAL Night Sight.
If you are interested in something more reliable, you are in for a treat! We got for sale a brand new XL70E3 with the following stats:

Spoiler: XL70E3 • show

What to make your own guns? How about a FN FAL/Needler/Metal Mask II Blueprint, remember, only you can make it better!
But what of your friends? For you i got something special: not one, not two, not even three, but Five, yes, Five Light Support Weapons sold in a bulk. Nothing says organization better than concentrated fire on the same target from afar.
And for that artillery support, We got a great Howitzer shell ready to pick up.
However, for the guys and gals that are preferring to avoid conflict, we got a Gag Ball for the time you will spend together, a Fuzzy painting for the places you will spend together and Motion Sensor for the privacy you will be spending together. And if you are alone, you can get away with a Rubber Doll by the name of Tandi!
But most of you want a treat. For you I got something special: A Cookie!

Everything in Bold Orange is for sale.
The Items will be periodically updated, for our armors will protect our knees from the arrows that forced so many adventurers into guard duty. If you are interested to buy, we can discuss prices via personal messages and meeting up via IRC or Teamspeak.

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