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Wasteland News / Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 46)
« on: July 28, 2019, 11:47:42 am »
I miss you all KHAN members they were so precious for the server. I never forget you bye bye :'(

We' re still keeping an eye on things once in a while, seems like everything we predicted with our magic 8-ball came true. No donations since mars, 2-5 players online. After all these years of abscence we are still the talk of the town, the true lifeblood of this community. Cater to our whims and we might grace Reloaded once more. First I want an official apology from the dev team for moving my S3 rant to the toxic caves aswell as a promise to follow my orders in the future.

Reloaded without the khans, it would be like cutting all the scenes in a movie with the bad guy. Of course noone would want to watch that movie and if they did they would fall asleep. The dev team should apologize and then pay us to start playing before reloaded is completely forgotten.

Wasteland News / The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
« on: September 21, 2015, 08:34:34 pm »

Wasteland News / The Daily Khan (Issue 3)
« on: September 14, 2015, 09:34:46 pm »

Wasteland News / Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
« on: September 02, 2015, 01:08:56 pm »
Its great to see you guys contributing to the community and doing something better instead of whining, as you usually always do. No wait, khans are the only ones doing something for the community and everyone else is still sitting on their asses whining as usual.

The Thunderdome / Re: Unite!
« on: August 27, 2015, 10:58:36 pm »
Yeah, that came from the right mouth.

It most certainly did - you don't see me crying for attention on these forums all the time like f.ex General Pony and his circle of self adoration do ;)

I really dont see the point in arguing in this thread since we all know what started this thread and we all know whats keeping it alive. No matter what you say its plain as day that you came in here crying after we've killed you.

The Thunderdome / Re: Unite!
« on: August 06, 2015, 01:20:11 pm »
you always get uv help when yous are taking towns  :facepalm

How would you know? You haven't been there to tell the tale.
Been there plenty of times u fat ugly hairy american cunt get a life and get ur fucking dick out of bisons ass he dont even show his face cause hes fuck ugly like the rest of you i like meng he seems cool the rest of yous nah pricks who dont have a life.

Whenever you get a MoD member angry they start talking about dicks, probably venting their supressed homosexuality. Me meng and sven went to the hub today after wrecking MoD in TC and they quickly started talking about dicks, then I enter an hour later and theyre still talking about dicks... I mean do you have any straight members at all? All you do is stand around in the hub all day talking about dicks, if you spent 1% of the time you talk about dicks in the hub on actual gameplay you might stand a chance.

The Thunderdome / Re: Unite!
« on: August 04, 2015, 07:16:23 pm »
Garg, Bison, well to any khans who rallies your little fuck boys around. tell ranger that if he's gonna try 1v1 me whilst im peacefully collecting fruit. drill into his head not to run away when im about to kill him. ill 1v1 him any time, any place.

p.s since you love to fuck unprotected  people (bluesuits). i will be happy to start selling you guys some condoms ive found in various caves.

We've got the whole alphabet of STDs from fucking this entire server up the ass.

The Thunderdome / Re: Unite!
« on: August 01, 2015, 01:03:24 am »
Yes, cling to that small shred of hope that people that have played together for 15 years will suddenly stop. I suggest you pray for it everyday and wish us to stop playing for both christmas and your birthday. It will still never happen.
You stopped before didn't you? Your just a waste  of my ammo now no point u can even get 3v7 without uv in tc yous are still shit no matter what yous say

We're new to TC but thankyou for your kind words of encouragement and support. We thought it might upset people to see three towns controlled by Khans, Khans that have most likley killed them in the wastes and pissed on their lukewarm corpses. Like really upset them, like throwing keyboards in the wall and shouting at their mom kind of upset.

The Thunderdome / Re: Unite!
« on: July 31, 2015, 12:57:50 am »
Yes, cling to that small shred of hope that people that have played together for 15 years will suddenly stop. I suggest you pray for it everyday and wish us to stop playing for both christmas and your birthday. It will still never happen.

Toxic Caves / Re: Re: Looking for good pvp faction.
« on: July 21, 2015, 12:32:45 am »
Until they make some flamewar on other faction recruitment section...

General Bison is enjoying the sweet sound of your tears.

The Thunderdome / Re: Unite!
« on: July 20, 2015, 10:20:39 am »
Pulease, all you do is troll the Boneyard looking for bluesuits.

No. We troll Boneyard for all kinds of players. We kill everyone we encounter that is not wearing a TKs tag. That is where the common misconception that we only kill bluesuits is coming from. Well you actually know that you just had to say something to bash us which means we got you all right where we want you, mad and bothered. Given the fact that most Khans just recently started playing after five years I would say that we are doing better then most factions given the short time we've been playing. Besides, we Khans got beautiful girlfriends, good jobs and fancy cars to look after and don't have as much time to play as all the loosers do.

Toxic Caves / Re: Looking for good pvp faction.
« on: July 20, 2015, 09:39:12 am »
I'm lvl 43 tank build and I'm looking for a pvp faction anyone know a good one? Also I can supply the faction with combat armor with perks and weapons mini guns, pancors, plasma rifles etc. Please pm me. THANKS AND GOODLUCK.
I suggest applying for MoD or BSG. The Khans don't really do any PvP (unless you count TB traps). Good call avoiding UV, I saw some guy in hub bashing a UV member

But PM me

Khans kill more players daily then other factions do weekly. Methods can be discussed but its still the truth and thats why we're the most hated faction. We will rule this wasteland by fear, the only way not loosing your good shit is to join us. Not that we'd want any hub lollygaggers in our midst, they will always eat lead.

Faction Announcements / Re: The Khans
« on: July 17, 2015, 04:11:18 pm »
A screenshot of our last encounter with Masters of disharmony.

Faction Announcements / Re: The Khanate
« on: June 20, 2015, 02:46:36 pm »
Good Riddance to this imposter!

I am the true great Khan!

Gargantua!  Leader of TKs!  Tremble in my presence!

Well spoken greatest of Khans! Besides, a khanate? Khans are nomads, constantly moving on to fresh spoils, goddamn idiots. We take a short break and some silly kids think they can just claim our brand that we've been building for years, THIS WILL NOT STAND!

Faction Announcements / Re: The Khans
« on: June 20, 2015, 01:28:55 pm »
Allright, the boys are back in town. In the old days our threads were full of haters, it's time to remind the poor people of the wasteland who the Khans were  :facepalm

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