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Factions => Wasteland News => Topic started by: Dr. Mengelito on December 23, 2015, 03:34:08 am

Title: The Daily Khan (Issue 17)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on December 23, 2015, 03:34:08 am

(http://i.imgur.com/h1q1WPp.png)

Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 17)
Post by: Gimper on December 23, 2015, 03:40:08 am

This picture was obviously fabricated! The Khans would never try something this... vile. We must find and sacrifi... I mean, PUNISH the slanderers!

Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 17)
Post by: Gargantua on December 23, 2015, 07:27:36 am

Human Sacrifices in the name of Khanology!?! This is outrageous!

A terrorist mastermind at UV is obviously behind these ludicrous claims!

I am so glad I can count on The Daily Khan to dispel horrible myths like these about us every Tuesday.  Everyone knows that when a scrub follows a Khan out of the hub, they aren't seen from again because they get a tent, 5000 caps, and a free car!

Lord knows the Justice journal would never speak the truth about such matters. But I will say that I'm looking forward to their next publication! I'm low on ass-wipe...

Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 17)
Post by: Henry on December 25, 2015, 06:15:23 pm

Merry Christmas, and happy Khannukah.