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Factions => Wasteland News => Topic started by: TKs-Newton on September 21, 2015, 08:34:34 pm

Title: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: TKs-Newton on September 21, 2015, 08:34:34 pm
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Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Awgy on September 21, 2015, 08:39:58 pm
lol
nice one...  I really enjoy editing... kek
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Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 21, 2015, 08:44:50 pm
lol
nice one...  I really enjoy editing... kek
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Yeah the editing is great, Newton is a real artist. Here's the original printscreen if you want to compare.

(http://i62.tinypic.com/29xgco2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Awgy on September 21, 2015, 09:58:20 pm
lol
nice one...  I really enjoy editing... kek
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Yeah the editing is great, Newton is a real artist. Here's the original printscreen if you want to compare.

(http://i62.tinypic.com/29xgco2.jpg)
you know what I meant bro. putting part of a sentence is editing. I don't mind you doing this I enjoy it as I said. BTW thanks for free pass for fruit collecting :D

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Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Gargantua on September 21, 2015, 10:10:33 pm
Who gave the order to allow free fruit collect!!?!  That was not an official Decree from the office of KHAN.

Do I smell a coup?

Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Awgy on September 21, 2015, 10:29:57 pm
Since I'm to lazy to make newspaper of it just a quick short. Tax collecting went so bad Kahns had to send their recruits to gather only thing that they deserve, piles of cow shit as tribute for big cow Bison.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 21, 2015, 10:52:15 pm
Who gave the order to allow free fruit collect!!?!  That was not an official Decree from the office of KHAN.

Do I smell a coup?

I guess we just take the money anyway..?
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Bison on September 21, 2015, 11:12:50 pm
The Recruits are set tasks, we often use dung to write Khan Propoganda in places.

Instead of trying to insult me on a forum why don't you fight me 1v1 in game? Or are you still waiting for "wipe" before you face me coward.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Dank Anel on September 21, 2015, 11:18:21 pm
We want more!
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Awgy on September 22, 2015, 05:36:29 am
The Recruits are set tasks, we often use dung to write Khan Propoganda in places.

Instead of trying to insult me on a forum why don't you fight me 1v1 in game? Or are you still waiting for "wipe" before you face me coward.
I am not insulting you general, I am pointing out a fact. I you felt insulted you, have my apologies. BTW dung is a perfect material for your propaganda. About 1v1 with you, You used half of whole sentence to make this issue. I can't even imagine how would it looked like after duel.

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Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 22, 2015, 01:55:25 pm
I am not insulting you general, I am pointing out a fact. I you felt insulted you, have my apologies. BTW dung is a perfect material for your propaganda. About 1v1 with you, You used half of whole sentence to make this issue. I can't even imagine how would it looked like after duel.

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We used the whole sentence, in the next screenshot you just kill yourself at Bison's feet.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Bison on September 22, 2015, 02:41:32 pm
He sacrificed himself in the name of his God, General.M.Bison.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Arcanix on September 22, 2015, 03:57:05 pm
He sacrificed himself in the name of his God, General.M.Bison.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d2/d3/d9/d2d3d9a049a33de4721c5d2dd4f72f7f.jpg)

(https://themondayheretic.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/people-pleasing-21.jpg?w=440)
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Mad Matt on September 22, 2015, 07:12:07 pm
Awgansky, wtf are you doing man?  ???
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Bison on September 23, 2015, 06:18:26 am
He sacrificed himself in the name of his God, General.M.Bison.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d2/d3/d9/d2d3d9a049a33de4721c5d2dd4f72f7f.jpg)

(https://themondayheretic.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/people-pleasing-21.jpg?w=440)

Get some friends Arcanix or some anti depressants.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Awgy on September 23, 2015, 07:14:12 am
Awgansky, wtf are you doing man?  ???
This time. Tbh, idk.  :-).  Stepped right in to it. I guess I will never learn.

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Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Mad Matt on September 23, 2015, 09:48:20 am
Stop licking Khans asses. They are quiet tough and travel in big organised groups, but that doesn't mean you should bow to them. Have some respect for yourself pal.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: rightandleft on September 23, 2015, 10:41:27 am
Stop licking Khans asses. They are quiet tough and travel in big organised groups, but that doesn't mean you should bow to them. Have some respect for yourself pal.

for me you bow or die its quite simple
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Mad Matt on September 23, 2015, 11:35:47 am
We all gonna die in this game, sooner or later...many times, but respect you can lose only once...
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: rightandleft on September 23, 2015, 12:10:38 pm
We all gonna die in this game, sooner or later...many times, but respect you can lose only once...

I rather stay alive longer then die many of times and loose many items.

Like i said either bow or die repeatable times.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Arcanix on September 23, 2015, 12:27:19 pm
I rather stay alive longer then die many of times and loose many items.

Like i said either bow or die repeatable times.

My guess is that the Khans want you to believe this. So they can either kill you anyway or blackmail you for favours you probably wished you didnt agree to in the end.

Just a guess, ill have to ask them.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 23, 2015, 12:54:33 pm
My guess is that the Khans want you to believe this. So they can either kill you anyway or blackmail you for favours you probably wished you didnt agree to in the end.

Just a guess, ill have to ask them.

You dare question peace and freedom? You dare question the Pax Bisonica? The Red Cross where wise enough to humble themselves before the mighty TKs and are not gonna regret their decision.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Arcanix on September 23, 2015, 01:14:24 pm
You dare question peace and freedom? You dare question the Pax Bisonica?

Im guessing.

The Red Cross where wise enough to humble themselves before the mighty TKs and are not gonna regret their decision.

My guess is that this new found joint venture is called Pax Humanitarian.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Awgy on September 23, 2015, 03:15:32 pm
I did not bow to anyone, I just said I didn't meant to insult him too much,and as I stated before this screen is Jehowy witness editing (never again will I talk with pauses to Khans). Everyone who knows me is aware of my approach to what they do and how they act, aswell as what I think about part they play on this server. To make say it simple. I never was, I am not, and for 99,9999% never will be fan of khans, and for 100% never bow to them. Our visions are totally opposite, and we can never cooperate.  Thank you for attention.

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Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: killer1986chris on September 23, 2015, 03:27:36 pm
I did not bow to anyone, I just said I didn't meant to insult him too much,and as I stated before this screen is Jehowy witness editing (never again will I talk with pauses to Khans). Everyone who knows me is aware of my approach to what they do and how they act, aswell as what I think about part they play on this server. To make say it simple. I never was, I am not, and for 99,9999% never will be fan of khans, and for 100% never bow to them. Our visions are totally opposite, and we can never cooperate.  Thank you for attention.

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Hows that alliance with DW going?  You like PKs and you know it.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 23, 2015, 07:27:48 pm
I did not bow to anyone, I just said I didn't meant to insult him too much,and as I stated before this screen is Jehowy witness editing (never again will I talk with pauses to Khans). Everyone who knows me is aware of my approach to what they do and how they act, aswell as what I think about part they play on this server. To make say it simple. I never was, I am not, and for 99,9999% never will be fan of khans, and for 100% never bow to them. Our visions are totally opposite, and we can never cooperate.  Thank you for attention.

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You already did bow down to us, we didn't even post this part before but you committed suicide at Bison's feet in an attempt to earn back his favour.

(http://i.imgur.com/ubd1ONp.png)
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Awgy on September 23, 2015, 07:51:08 pm
I did not bow to anyone, I just said I didn't meant to insult him too much,and as I stated before this screen is Jehowy witness editing (never again will I talk with pauses to Khans). Everyone who knows me is aware of my approach to what they do and how they act, aswell as what I think about part they play on this server. To make say it simple. I never was, I am not, and for 99,9999% never will be fan of khans, and for 100% never bow to them. Our visions are totally opposite, and we can never cooperate.  Thank you for attention.

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You already did bow down to us, we didn't even post this part before but you committed suicide at Bison's feet in an attempt to earn back his favour.

(http://i.imgur.com/ubd1ONp.png)
lol. ok stay if imaginary "pax bisonica" dimension,  where everything looks like you want it to look. Discussion with you makes less sense that dialogue with brahmin doing "moo...  moo i said". I don't see any point in reacting on any more pokes in this thread.

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Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: AnsemTheWise on September 23, 2015, 09:06:28 pm
can i ask why this is called the daily khan. you don't release it daily? 'the weekly nobodies' would be a much better name for this.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: killer1986chris on September 23, 2015, 09:09:37 pm
can i ask why this is called the daily khan. you don't release it daily? 'the weekly nobodies' would be a much better name for this.

Someones still sore about being kicked the fuck out.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: AnsemTheWise on September 23, 2015, 09:12:34 pm
im just having a hard time understanding the 'daily' part of this.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 23, 2015, 09:15:10 pm
Just because we share the tuesday editions our of generosity doesn't mean you couldn't subscribe to it daily if you had the euros to pay for it  ;D
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: AnsemTheWise on September 23, 2015, 09:21:00 pm
but it didnt go up on tuesday. it went up on monday? if you are thinking about tuesday release days, 'the tuesday twats' would be another good name to consider, it has brilliant alliteration an my currency is pound sterling.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: killer1986chris on September 23, 2015, 09:26:40 pm
Depends on where in the world one lives if it's a tuesday or not...  Try again next time.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: AnsemTheWise on September 23, 2015, 09:29:11 pm
well on the forums time zone which is 1 hour ahead of mine. it went up on the 21st of September.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 24, 2015, 11:29:20 am
well on the forums time zone which is 1 hour ahead of mine. it went up on the 21st of September.

Well then move to a country with a better timezone? TDK is a morning paper written on mondays and released when our members timezones start moving into tuesday, so that we can all have it with our morning coffee.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: rightandleft on September 24, 2015, 02:22:08 pm
im just having a hard time understanding the 'daily' part of this.


Then don't read it at all if you have problems understanding things. no1 cares about what you gotta say because it has no importance here so move on and try and go understand something else.

For you info we have a daily khan for the khan faction :)

By the way Twat means pregnant fish? not much of an insult. but here is one for you maybe we should be polite and use the Idiotic Cunt who cannot understand things

an my currency is pound sterling.

Would like to add that most players on this server use euro so for you to transfer money to them it will become euros not pound sterling.

We all know its hard for you to talk to someone more intelligent then you so its best you stop :)

Ansemthedumb
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: AnsemTheWise on September 27, 2015, 03:00:59 am
im just having a hard time understanding the 'daily' part of this.


Then don't read it at all if you have problems understanding things. no1 cares about what you gotta say because it has no importance here so move on and try and go understand something else.

For you info we have a daily khan for the khan faction :)

By the way Twat means pregnant fish? not much of an insult. but here is one for you maybe we should be polite and use the Idiotic Cunt who cannot understand things

an my currency is pound sterling.

Would like to add that most players on this server use euro so for you to transfer money to them it will become euros not pound sterling.

We all know its hard for you to talk to someone more intelligent then you so its best you stop :)

Ansemthedumb

''twat
twat,twɒt/
noun vulgar slang
noun: twat; plural noun: twats

    1. a woman's genitals.
    2. a person regarded as stupid or obnoxious.''

Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Rinzler on September 27, 2015, 10:07:43 am

By the way Twat means pregnant fish?



And here I was thinking that fish laid eggs.

I take it you're the Daily Khan's new science editor?
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 4)
Post by: Arcanix on September 27, 2015, 10:25:37 am
Urban Dictionary: TWAT

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6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.