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Factions => Wasteland News => Topic started by: Dr. Mengelito on September 01, 2015, 10:33:40 am

Title: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 01, 2015, 10:33:40 am
(http://i.imgur.com/nIZshdy.png)
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Mad Matt on September 01, 2015, 11:34:30 am
Great thanks to you Mengelito, now I will have something to wipe my ass while travelling through wastelands :D
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Help Bot on September 01, 2015, 11:38:06 am
For being daily this seems to be months outdated upon its release.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Gimper on September 01, 2015, 02:30:19 pm
For being daily this seems to be months outdated upon its release.
+1

Great thanks to you Mengelito, now I will have something to wipe my ass while travelling through wastelands :D

(http://global3.memecdn.com/he-doesnt-know-that-feel-look-at-him-and-laugh_c_890917.jpg)


Man you don't know where that paper has been! I'd rather wipe with cactus.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Mad Matt on September 01, 2015, 02:33:57 pm
For being daily this seems to be months outdated upon its release.
+1

Great thanks to you Mengelito, now I will have something to wipe my ass while travelling through wastelands :D

(http://global3.memecdn.com/he-doesnt-know-that-feel-look-at-him-and-laugh_c_890917.jpg)


Man you don't know where that paper has been! I'd rather wipe with cactus.

Damn, you can be right...it could be quiet dangerous, like pile of goo in Toxic Caves  ;D
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Yuno-Gasai on September 01, 2015, 03:31:47 pm
Great thanks to you Mengelito, now I will have something to wipe my ass while travelling through wastelands :D
It looks like someone used it to wipe it already. Just look at how brown it is!
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 01, 2015, 04:06:57 pm
I'm thrilled it was so well recieved.

Since we now control the media I am happy to inform you that our Editor-in-Chief - Professor Newton himself - will make sure that your brains attune to the latest objective truths from the wasteland once a week... from now on until the end of your days.

Long Live Bison!
Long Live the Daily Khan!
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Mad Matt on September 01, 2015, 04:19:16 pm
I'm thrilled it was so well recieved.

Since we now control the media I am happy to inform you that our Editor-in-Chief - Professor Newton himself - will make sure that your brains attune to the latest objective truths from the wasteland once a week... from now on until the end of your days.

Long Live Bison!
Long Live the Daily Khan!

We'll be waiting for more of your bullshit news in Daily Khan  :)
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 01, 2015, 04:36:07 pm
We'll be waiting for more of your bullshit news in Daily Khan  :)

Only a COMMUNIST questions the absolute objective truths presented through The Daily Khan.

Yes, much more to come.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Mad Matt on September 01, 2015, 04:37:58 pm
We'll be waiting for more of your bullshit news in Daily Khan  :)

Only a COMMUNIST questions the absolute objective truths presented through The Daily Khan.

Only Communists will sell propaganda and bullshit like you  :-*
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 01, 2015, 04:41:01 pm
Only Communists will sell propaganda and bullshit like you  :-*

Sell? The Daily Khan is available to everyone, it's a service we provide for the community. We will however collect license money from our victims though so make sure to keep 150 caps on you next time you meet Bison.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Bison on September 01, 2015, 05:07:36 pm
Do not fear the Khan Propoganda machine... You must simply Embrace it.

I look forward to the next instalment.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Troll on September 01, 2015, 05:33:40 pm
Me read paper with words on it, but me have something me not understand. What is "khan"? Is something me can eat? Also me searched for bison to make barbecue because me love bison meat with xander root sauce but me not find it nowhere. Also if khan taste good is possible to order delivery during TC? Because UV take much long time to gear up and me get hungry when me wait long.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Mad Matt on September 01, 2015, 05:51:58 pm
Only Communists will sell propaganda and bullshit like you  :-*

Sell? The Daily Khan is available to everyone, it's a service we provide for the community. We will however collect license money from our victims though so make sure to keep 150 caps on you next time you meet Bison.

I'll be waiting patiently for that  8)
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Wipe on September 01, 2015, 06:05:42 pm
Exit Reporters (https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bz5ztPkn-UFlX1N1S2M5Q0lQN2c&tid=0Bz5ztPkn-UFlZU94dTlaalUyTkU) had better font :-X
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: blasma on September 01, 2015, 07:01:24 pm
Khans are exceptional subjects to the superior Khanate.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 01, 2015, 07:12:23 pm
Khans are exceptional subjects to the superior Khanate.

Pfft.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Gargantua on September 01, 2015, 09:32:16 pm
Exit Reporters (https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bz5ztPkn-UFlX1N1S2M5Q0lQN2c&tid=0Bz5ztPkn-UFlZU94dTlaalUyTkU) had better font :-X

The exit reporters? Hah! More like the executed reporters.  You won't be hearing from them again.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: TKs-Newton on September 02, 2015, 01:08:56 pm
Its great to see you guys contributing to the community and doing something better instead of whining, as you usually always do. No wait, khans are the only ones doing something for the community and everyone else is still sitting on their asses whining as usual.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: jarok on September 02, 2015, 01:12:45 pm
Its great to see you guys contributing to the community and doing something better instead of whining, as you usually always do. No wait, khans are the only ones doing something for the community and everyone else is still sitting on their asses whining as usual.

+1 :)
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Beer on September 02, 2015, 01:45:09 pm
Exit Reporters (https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bz5ztPkn-UFlX1N1S2M5Q0lQN2c&tid=0Bz5ztPkn-UFlZU94dTlaalUyTkU) had better font :-X

The exit reporters? Hah! More like the executed reporters.  You won't be hearing from them again.
Lmao that's actually pretty funny
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Help Bot on September 02, 2015, 10:15:05 pm
Its been over a day, I want issue 5!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 03, 2015, 07:02:10 pm
Its been over a day, I want issue 5!!!!!!

Not to worry citizen, new issues will be released every tuesday.
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Chosen One on September 05, 2015, 03:41:51 pm
The Hub is is AUSTRIA?!  :o I thought is was future California!
Title: Re: The Daily Khan (Issue 1)
Post by: Arcanix on September 09, 2015, 03:18:22 am
The wasteland needs more news papers.

Khan news paper is like FOX NEWS, in a way. If the shit only moves in your general direction its news.