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Factions => The Thunderdome => River of Tears => Topic started by: Parabellum on July 08, 2018, 04:39:32 am

Title: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 08, 2018, 04:39:32 am
I just went to a friend tattooist and recived this from him, as expresion of my eternal love.
(https://i.imgur.com/0QnrVxU.jpg?1)
As you can clearly see, it *IS* me, since you saw me naked, it's tribute and pfp in one, thicc chain on neck, hairy back hairs, latissimus dorsi visible.

This resides next to my mousepad... EVERIDAY. Everyday before I go to bed, I kiss it.
(https://i.redditmedia.com/rtWGjoXFC_8AxGwa22Qou36DFN6KsStdFOwJZfUDFig.jpg?fit=crop&crop=faces%2Centropy&arh=2&w=640&s=48aec8eabc2e75b72a026507e7919373)
Also, pfp and tribute in one, as you can clearly see my sweaty hands, caused by being nervous making this for you *af*.

Please stop
(https://i.gifer.com/3lG7.gif)

And
(https://i.gifer.com/4o85.gif)
I'm ill of them, I need you, I need your hot and unique ways ba(b)e.

I'm not sure where exactly you live right now, since you change your location permanently, but.. I will follow you to the end of the world.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 08, 2018, 04:53:26 am
Damn... I am so nervous about this...

I don't know your reaction and may look a little cringeqwerty but it's atleast not qwertz af.

But you know, no risk, no fun.
If the FBI bois comes after me aswell now, I will simply fend'em off with a dismounted minigun and a metal armor like Wolfenstein 2 like idgaf.
We Bonnie and Clyde.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xEdRg-6CKJM/TA04AKJ3Y5I/AAAAAAAAAF4/N6LYNJeH_kM/s1600/bonnie-and-clyde.jpg)

And becareful, there's a new imposter fuccboii around I heard, like that Papabellum, wouldn't be suprised if they both were the same person.
Don't cybersex the wrong person up please, furthermore, don't let him enter your home, he might be armed and dangerous!
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: ArcherTowerZX on July 08, 2018, 01:07:06 pm
Looks very cool mate!
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 08, 2018, 05:34:30 pm
Thanks man !
It hurt *af* aswell, but thats love.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Father_Elijah on July 08, 2018, 10:04:06 pm
Thanks man !
It hurt *af* aswell, but thats love.
You *TRU*  *BAE*  *AF*
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 09, 2018, 03:51:27 am
Damn u kiss my hart. >3 Oh, I meant, <3.
Sry, my IQ is small.

Remember when me, Lizardboi Thane (aka, "I jus wanna be frens") and Bruce dat hot sexboi stood in Hub and u RP'ed a dum Para ? Brutus Brutalos or sumin ? Damn, that made me fall in love af., the passion.. damn

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Wd1fTbLbuae1q/giphy.gif)

EDIT: Oh shit

That Geckoboi also reminded me of that stalker gurl Amy or whatever her or his name was oh god...
I just hope... people have not suicided because of me.. I just know, some have tried and I wish I knew about it and could had given them a heartly cuddle to fill their void hearts with some of my endless luveh and fiery passion.

(https://steamusercontent-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/929297362289655359/D5A8A9D49D8C13FFA22780A301EB4F12877F8E07/)
Btw. me and Luky have a kid together called Larabellum, Larabellum, not to be confused with Papabellum, who was my son. Albeit, I have no idea how he happened, I think me and Neptune made him ?

But you my first and last bae.

Never gonna forget that day... down there... in the maltese basement.. me, you, MrZed and 2 other hot bois.. a steaming hot enviroment, 1 Red Ryder BaeBae Gun and 2 horni people ready for love.
Damn..

PS:. I will send u the pic's tomorrow/later, gotta earn some shekels to buy some fast kicks, you know bluecoats run fast here. J/k, I never go out, I ain't no normie.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Father_Elijah on July 09, 2018, 02:06:51 pm
Damn u kiss my hart. >3 Oh, I meant, <3.
Sry, my IQ is small.

Remember when me, Lizardboi Thane (aka, "I jus wanna be frens") and Bruce dat hot sexboi stood in Hub and u RP'ed a dum Para ? Brutus Brutalos or sumin ? Damn, that made me fall in love af., the passion.. damn

(https://media.giphy.com/media/Wd1fTbLbuae1q/giphy.gif)

EDIT: Oh shit

That Geckoboi also reminded me of that stalker gurl Amy or whatever her or his name was oh god...
I just hope... people have not suicided because of me.. I just know, some have tried and I wish I knew about it and could had given them a heartly cuddle to fill their void hearts with some of my endless luveh and fiery passion.

(https://steamusercontent-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/929297362289655359/D5A8A9D49D8C13FFA22780A301EB4F12877F8E07/)
Btw. me and Luky have a kid together called Larabellum, Larabellum, not to be confused with Papabellum, who was my son. Albeit, I have no idea how he happened, I think me and Neptune made him ?

But you my first and last bae.

Never gonna forget that day... down there... in the maltese basement.. me, you, MrZed and 2 other hot bois.. a steaming hot enviroment, 1 Red Ryder BaeBae Gun and 2 horni people ready for love.
Damn..

PS:. I will send u the pic's tomorrow/later, gotta earn some shekels to buy some fast kicks, you know bluecoats run fast here. J/k, I never go out, I ain't no normie.
Who the fuck is this Lizardboi? Also I actually kinda remember some Amy thot. Kek.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 09, 2018, 06:35:11 pm
Bae, thats the point, I have no idea who the heck they were or what the heck they wanted of me, I expected some professional troll like Luky behind them trying to troll the F*** outta me, so I never took them serious.

Especially since he said "I will not reveal who I'm until I know you" or some cuck bs, after wich I entered heavy shitposting mode lmfao. (Oh yeah.. I done this to so many people, including that "19 years old" psychologist" lmfao, I think it was KnightRaben or something, once someone thinks I'm retarded enough to believe in unstudied-officialy-approved-19-years-old-psychologists-who-claim-to-have-Instagram-model-GF-and-make-4K-a-week I very obviously switch into my "you have no value, your word has no weight, you have no face and you are a pathetic low lifer" mode and shitpost all day for the luls, whatever they believe I say, they believe and they start trolling themselves with fantasy kek)

And well, you could say, it is retarded to be so revealing - but one would only grow such thoughts if they were impotent. I really dgaf.
And I got nothing to hide, like that BR with Paxton lmao, the only thing that pissed me off about that, was how that mongoloid keept claiming, "i did it", when I have not baseraped a single person yet and no reason too, if I did however, I would be triggering him with that all day. But I don't boast with other peoples ""achievements"".
I still like him, he's just not the sharpest tool in the shed. Still better than toxic for no given reason/irl problems/being cuck.

But screw the gossip, I got the runs from hell cyka blijat. (I can write this here no ? It's shitpost area ? You have 0 posts haha)
My belly feels like I ate something that has been laying in the sun all day or such oof.
I go.
I will send the screenshots when this ceased abit, my bum already hurt af from all the runs. : ( xD
Damn.
Also my body is scorching from nothing. xD I'm hot af.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 09, 2018, 06:42:22 pm
Also Luky is bae quality *af* idk why you don't like each other.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: POWERPUFF on July 10, 2018, 08:14:08 am
Even though I'm not a fan of yours, tattoos that actually mean something to you and you get them are worth it.

I hate tattooed people who got their tattoos just.. because.., without any reason, no meaning behind it, - these are (for me) dumb people.

But if the tattoo actually mean something for you then it's good and what you have doesn't even look bad, so good job.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Father_Elijah on July 11, 2018, 10:15:21 pm
Even though I'm not a fan of yours, tattoos that actually mean something to you and you get them are worth it.

I hate tattooed people who got their tattoos just.. because.., without any reason, no meaning behind it, - these are (for me) dumb people.

But if the tattoo actually mean something for you then it's good and what you have doesn't even look bad, so good job.
What makes you think Para was being serious about the post and not a complete memelord shitposter?
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: POWERPUFF on July 12, 2018, 05:48:23 am
Even though I'm not a fan of yours, tattoos that actually mean something to you and you get them are worth it.

I hate tattooed people who got their tattoos just.. because.., without any reason, no meaning behind it, - these are (for me) dumb people.

But if the tattoo actually mean something for you then it's good and what you have doesn't even look bad, so good job.
What makes you think Para was being serious about the post and not a complete memelord shitposter?

um.. guess the fact that I don't give a fuck? He stated that this is for real, if not, his business, what I said is still valid, if anyone gets a tattoo that actually mean something to him and its not a complete crap ie. "NO REGERTS", then it's great. I'm a tattoo fan.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 13, 2018, 08:02:26 pm
Just burned a thot.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 14, 2018, 12:40:02 am
*2:30 am*

Man.. I'm so bored..
It's this boredome, that makes people like me go to prison.

*twiddles fingers*
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 14, 2018, 08:20:28 pm
Bae..

I miss you *AF*.

I might log in tonight in 4-5H~
EDIT: Well.. 3am~ eu central.. If I'm not there and you are.. have mercy on my soul bae.

Unless, I end up on some adventure, pray to god, this may not happen please. Atleast, some local Partylord ain't in the state so the risk is minimized, but boredome is a nasty foe.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 15, 2018, 04:00:37 pm
ok look closely.. you may (not rly) be poisoned by mdma crystals sooner or later. KEK oh god.. jesus. Ok. Leggo.
(https://imgur.com/a/oqo0jwJ)
You know.
No you don't.
But you know.
Lel kek topkek offfff. blel. Ahhhhh. Ok. k. You see, when the fire take you, the also take the fire, it's caööed LLEL... MSMDMAs OVERSDOSE KEK.

(https://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Gt+2012+gt+implying+that+you+dont+know+_264d188d044a2700a7438abb8bfac4ab.jpg)

:^D
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: manero on July 16, 2018, 11:26:21 am
 :facepalm
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 16, 2018, 03:57:52 pm
What are you doing here, out of my thread it's for my bae.

Bae I got trapped by kid hitmans, I sleept two days in a row lmao.
I would like to say, it's not true but I can not lie.

Sooo.
Today I went back to my friend tattooist and gotten myself this sick quality tattoo.

(http://d1nnx3nhddxmeh.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/06121909/T4.jpg)

I forgot to shave off my hobo beard, but as you can see from the previous pic, this is really me.
I was little bit inspired by the guy who has a rayban tattoo, but why tattoo when you can simply buy it.

EDIT: Bae, I get a feeling, you think I'm trolling you, really sad, because I can not ask you ingame.
I'm currently mostly playing Radiator 2: Anniversary Edition and mini hitmans are trying to poison me with liquid excstasy so I must be careful *AF*.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Father_Elijah on July 16, 2018, 10:31:44 pm
Even though I'm not a fan of yours, tattoos that actually mean something to you and you get them are worth it.

I hate tattooed people who got their tattoos just.. because.., without any reason, no meaning behind it, - these are (for me) dumb people.

But if the tattoo actually mean something for you then it's good and what you have doesn't even look bad, so good job.
What makes you think Para was being serious about the post and not a complete memelord shitposter?

um.. guess the fact that I don't give a fuck? He stated that this is for real, if not, his business, what I said is still valid, if anyone gets a tattoo that actually mean something to him and its not a complete crap ie. "NO REGERTS", then it's great. I'm a tattoo fan.
Clearly you do give a fuck if you go out of your way to post, anyways you completely missed the point. Do you actually think he did this for real? He probably just went out and found some fucking images and used them to his advantage for higher form of shitposting. Edgelord POWERPUFF 10/10
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: POWERPUFF on July 17, 2018, 07:24:28 am
Even though I'm not a fan of yours, tattoos that actually mean something to you and you get them are worth it.

I hate tattooed people who got their tattoos just.. because.., without any reason, no meaning behind it, - these are (for me) dumb people.

But if the tattoo actually mean something for you then it's good and what you have doesn't even look bad, so good job.
What makes you think Para was being serious about the post and not a complete memelord shitposter?

um.. guess the fact that I don't give a fuck? He stated that this is for real, if not, his business, what I said is still valid, if anyone gets a tattoo that actually mean something to him and its not a complete crap ie. "NO REGERTS", then it's great. I'm a tattoo fan.
Clearly you do give a fuck if you go out of your way to post, anyways you completely missed the point. Do you actually think he did this for real? He probably just went out and found some fucking images and used them to his advantage for higher form of shitposting. Edgelord POWERPUFF 10/10

I gave a fuck only about what I wanted to say about tattoos, so you can already end yourself you wanna be smartass.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 17, 2018, 06:12:10 pm
so you can already end yourself you wanna be smartass.

My my how old are we Powerpuff, suggesting suicide, really ?

Isn't that like.. illegal ? In some countries ?

Now the real face reveals. Oh snap. xD

And bae idk why you undermine my efforts, but u are smart *AF* and thats why I love you.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Father_Elijah on July 17, 2018, 11:05:05 pm
Even though I'm not a fan of yours, tattoos that actually mean something to you and you get them are worth it.

I hate tattooed people who got their tattoos just.. because.., without any reason, no meaning behind it, - these are (for me) dumb people.

But if the tattoo actually mean something for you then it's good and what you have doesn't even look bad, so good job.
What makes you think Para was being serious about the post and not a complete memelord shitposter?

um.. guess the fact that I don't give a fuck? He stated that this is for real, if not, his business, what I said is still valid, if anyone gets a tattoo that actually mean something to him and its not a complete crap ie. "NO REGERTS", then it's great. I'm a tattoo fan.
Clearly you do give a fuck if you go out of your way to post, anyways you completely missed the point. Do you actually think he did this for real? He probably just went out and found some fucking images and used them to his advantage for higher form of shitposting. Edgelord POWERPUFF 10/10

I gave a fuck only about what I wanted to say about tattoos, so you can already end yourself you wanna be smartass.
Take your own advice.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 18, 2018, 12:48:48 am
LMFAO
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 18, 2018, 02:57:20 pm
Bae, you know I can't keep chasing you though ?

It's against my principles.
It's called conditioning and I can not reward wrong behaviour.

Imagine you had a bodybuilding or fitness enthusiast pal that rewarded you with a coke, a huge nutrition lacking burger and a nice and healthy ciggarete right after your workout .
Or petting a dog right after he biten you.

It just won't happen.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 20, 2018, 02:10:18 pm
So this is how it ends Vivi..?
Well its your choice really, not like I care at all.
I'm suffering broken heart syndrome but it cud be worse.. idc.. I was made of another material.. yeah right.. I'm not a carbon-based life form, I'm made of gold.. atleast that's how I explain my overweight.

I will just get myself a new bae.

Maybe Powerpuff.
We'll see.

I will get some tattoo's to seduce him,
gon get maself a dope azz nig tat on de throat, reading "el patrón" so the nigs atleast know who's leader in the chaingang next time I be there.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Old Death on July 20, 2018, 02:46:54 pm
For the love of god please go.Just go and stop bully all forum.Please and heaven will be greatfull.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 20, 2018, 04:33:16 pm
For the love of god please go.Just go and stop bully all forum.Please and heaven will be greatfull.

Put me on a cross and set me aflame.

VIVI.. WAS THAT YOU ?

(https://i.imgur.com/U75oaaA.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/peZmHLm.png)

LMFAO.. I think I am done with humanity.. roflmaooo.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 22, 2018, 03:11:33 pm
(https://i.imgflip.com/2ehn4e.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/2ehn4e)via Imgflip Meme Generator (https://imgflip.com/memegenerator)
Serbische driveby
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Black Mage on July 23, 2018, 05:52:58 pm
For the love of god please go.Just go and stop bully all forum.Please and heaven will be greatfull.

Put me on a cross and set me aflame.

VIVI.. WAS THAT YOU ?

(https://i.imgur.com/U75oaaA.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/peZmHLm.png)

LMFAO.. I think I am done with humanity.. roflmaooo.
Is this the kind of faggotry I can expect from the BDO community???
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 23, 2018, 07:42:46 pm
Is this the kind of faggotry I can expect from the BDO community???

Don't be a fool.
This *IS* what you can expect from the entire internet in 2018.

Aswell as cringeworthy kids roleplaying gangsters. *Peng peng*
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 24, 2018, 11:22:48 pm
...

Vivi Dropped you a PM.
Enjoy.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 24, 2018, 11:28:55 pm
Oh come on, it's getting old.

*Sips on a nuka cola*

Maybe I should just put the PM here... hmm..
Nothing better than celebrating something hihihi.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 24, 2018, 11:31:39 pm
The thing is.. it would be overlapping anyways. ; )

"Meow".

You can not out run it.

*Sips on a nuka cola*

I done this for too long now.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 24, 2018, 11:55:42 pm
Okay it's obvious now.

Vivi you are the father of the shemale pornstar Luky and the pokemon go hacker Haytrix/Hall

You de papo and u kids screwed around, u got IP banned for their actions (Vandalizing the wiki + ads), thus you could not elaborate why u are banned, obviously, they life in the same house as you and you therefore share the same internet connection/ip.
Also the reason Luky came back around the same time, u did, you bought your broke ass kids in gypsie sandals VPN for 50bucks.

The only question that remains now.
WHO IS PARA'S TRUE BAE ?
Well, obviously. Para, a true SJW, can't be bae with any outcast banned exilants, so, Vivi, sadly, you are out of question, tho, you are still bae af for me and own a piece of my gay heart.

But...
Whilst I been inspecting the results of my post on named suspects in hub today, I witnessed tru love.
Bruce attac but also protec *AF*, not sure why, but he protec me for no appearent reason, so, obviously, Bruce my new bae.

Chapéu.
Case closed.

PS:. I got the feeling that Haysticks boii doxxed my shit due to being triggered by my awsomeness, tho, I couldn't care less really, would actually be self trolling kek. (my pc is not a work station, nor a storage of intimate cringeworthy shit, rather than a gaming platform, so, enjoy, might aswell steal some of my savegames whilst at it LEL)
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 25, 2018, 03:46:58 am
Ohhh and of course.

People can say alot when zhe Tag is very long, as we zay here in germany.
But I'm a fine gentleman and not a shit talker, so here ya go.

Caught on tape, the little naughty rascal boiio.

And please, spare me with potential snitch bs, cuz, this is the internet, not the real world, in the real world, I handle things diffrent.

(https://i.imgur.com/sGjPhA2.png)

(See ya you little shits... and ya... you *DID* piss me off "meow" by offending me with the hilarious asumpation, that you could hook me, in whatever way shape or form, by acting like that Annabella - thing is, I don't even "meow" "meep" know that person and dun gib a shiz therefore about her, If you are her, Idfc, cuz I don't know you, get some professional help.. or idk.. visit cancuckistan. Oh and yeah, most and foremost, this thread is supposed to be enteraining, make of the informations in here, whatever you want, idc. really. If you laughed, perfect.)
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 25, 2018, 08:10:13 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/H6Ow3F8.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/tSvGZXb.png)
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Lawbringer on July 28, 2018, 05:45:17 am
Okay it's obvious now.

Vivi you are the father of the shemale pornstar Luky and the pokemon go hacker Haytrix/Hall

You de papo and u kids screwed around, u got IP banned for their actions (Vandalizing the wiki + ads), thus you could not elaborate why u are banned, obviously, they life in the same house as you and you therefore share the same internet connection/ip.
Also the reason Luky came back around the same time, u did, you bought your broke ass kids in gypsie sandals VPN for 50bucks.

The only question that remains now.
WHO IS PARA'S TRUE BAE ?
Well, obviously. Para, a true SJW, can't be bae with any outcast banned exilants, so, Vivi, sadly, you are out of question, tho, you are still bae af for me and own a piece of my gay heart.

But...
Whilst I been inspecting the results of my post on named suspects in hub today, I witnessed tru love.
Bruce attac but also protec *AF*, not sure why, but he protec me for no appearent reason, so, obviously, Bruce my new bae.

Chapéu.
Case closed.

PS:. I got the feeling that Haysticks boii doxxed my shit due to being triggered by my awsomeness, tho, I couldn't care less really, would actually be self trolling kek. (my pc is not a work station, nor a storage of intimate cringeworthy shit, rather than a gaming platform, so, enjoy, might aswell steal some of my savegames whilst at it LEL)
Guess who's back. Back again. Ligma's back. Tell a friend.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 28, 2018, 06:57:08 am
...
Guess who's back. Back again. Ligma's back. Tell a friend.

Hmm but is he interesting ?

My fireday was bombed in insomia city yesterday and saturnday tends to be complete shit due to Karma's inner flame.

Also a cat jumped in my car and stole it, I have not been looking for it yet, because I had a meeting with donald trump.
I may not be able to return to reloaded without the Regalia.
Who knows, I may buy the Audi R8 Star of Lucis and come back, but I doubt I have too, because fat cats tend to say alot, of wich none resembles reality.

I do prefer to stay in reality unlike cat piss sniffing brats who shidded their pans in fear of mousey 13mm, unless eddy comes back with the fuckin lock to the garden door, bringing pcp alongside, my eye of autism stays closed or remains on the street.

Oh shit no, let me edit this..
I think I heard you chanting in the back ground...

...
And did not care.

OKAY EDIT
What did I say about Saturnday ??
Heavy rain.
Karma used her combo again.

So you may or may not see me again.

EDIT5:
Okay the rain stopped, Karma no longer a saltbae.
Ciao, adios, cherio, dawai paka, weidmanns heil, auf wiedersehen.

EDIT6:
Hints can be found here, but first wash your autistic eye of autism and don't let a cat squirt in it, because, unlike south park claiming it, I highly doubt it makes you high (who knows, might be worth a try tho)
https://forum.fonline-reloaded.net/index.php?topic=13271.0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GIiOsuDRFk

This might aswell be me tonight, but it may aswell not. Depens on Karmas inner flame.

EDIT7:
What a joke.
Like Heavy rain could stop amaterasu.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 28, 2018, 05:04:34 pm
Guess who's back. Back again. Ligma's back. Tell a friend.

Well, I been on for 5min, asked for the fag that called me, noone been there/answered, so, bye.
I have better things to do than sitting in hub all day for some random idiot that I don't know.
Adios muchacho.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Lawbringer on July 29, 2018, 12:21:34 am
Guess who's back. Back again. Ligma's back. Tell a friend.

Well, I been on for 5min, asked for the fag that called me, noone been there/answered, so, bye.
I have better things to do than sitting in hub all day for some random idiot that I don't know.
Adios muchacho.
Your next line is... "Vivi is shit-tier bae"
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 29, 2018, 01:27:30 pm
You fuckin idiots.
You get baited easier than a hungry catfish.

It's hilarious.
And somehow not.
Sad.

And "I miss ma *TRUE* bae" might aswell become the best meme of 2018 lel.
Suprise... Idgaf.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 29, 2018, 04:15:14 pm
Could think of a great meme.
Saltbae 2(. | .)18 if you catch ma drift.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Carl Wheezer on July 29, 2018, 06:01:52 pm
excuse me what the fuck
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Lawbringer on July 29, 2018, 09:45:42 pm
You fuckin idiots.
You get baited easier than a hungry catfish.

It's hilarious.
And somehow not.
Sad.

And "I miss ma *TRUE* bae" might aswell become the best meme of 2018 lel.
Suprise... Idgaf.
Weak, weak and pathetic.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on July 30, 2018, 09:49:43 pm
You fuckin idiots.
You get baited easier than a hungry catfish.

It's hilarious.
And somehow not.
Sad.

And "I miss ma *TRUE* bae" might aswell become the best meme of 2018 lel.
Suprise... Idgaf.
Weak, weak and pathetic.

How so ?
It is not me who has been baited for weeks and months.

It is me however, who just simply wants to play and have fun with straight people.

Weak and pathetic is, being in some clan with a bunch of other asylum lunatics who fail to troll a single person.

How many times have you fellas trolled yourself by now ? Hm ? Over a dozen times ?

Look at this thread...
over 800 views, over 40 replies, all aimed towards trolling you(r self).
And it is not even that old.

I have said everything necessary before.

And go take your fake profiles and shove them up ye arse. Kek
Fuckin filfth of the universe.

I hope Kilgore pulls the plug, for people like you nesting here alone.

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/397193626654081036/431465956452073472/2018.04.04_00-02-10.png)

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/419713698454700032/431314003722240000/Unbenannt.png)

(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/419713698454700032/431314147263905793/Unbenannt.png)
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on August 15, 2018, 12:12:54 am
Literally me and vivi aka eve.

(https://i.imgur.com/wJs2aLf.jpg)
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on August 15, 2018, 12:20:42 am
Bump. Cuz sitting at the arse of the world.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Joe Lavender on August 15, 2018, 12:39:28 am
Is this really your tattoo or are you trolling
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on August 15, 2018, 01:27:37 am
Is this really your tattoo or are you trolling

Nah, it was a bait for vivi, to come back on reloaded for abit when I did so aswell.
Also for that "Meow" troll.. whoever it is or was.. or whatever.. idc too much but ppl seem to love this thread, so I unlocked it again.
If it's not Vivi posting some stuff in here again at one point, than it's probably me when struck by some hilarious(for me) idea lmfao.

I have zero tats, wich might be hard to believe, but I stayed clear so far to prevent regreting it, my life changes like every 2-3 years drastically so it's hard to find a permanent topic.
Feels abit like thinking about tattooing a bae's name... you like her, but you know she will most likely be gone sooner or later, because of whatever reason.

But I will probably get some artistic stuff and/or phrases sooner or later, hand tattoos can look bae af imo.
(http://nextluxury.com/wp-content/uploads/black-crow-with-castle-guys-badass-hand-tattoo.jpg)

I tend to have a hard time lying and keeping such shows up, so I prefer to let people troll themselves, however, it seems like it makes them try even harder, wich than becomes an aweful clusterfuck.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Big Hat Logan on August 15, 2018, 01:38:02 am
Is this really your tattoo or are you trolling

Nah, it was a bait for vivi, to come back on reloaded for abit when I did so aswell.
Also for that "Meow" troll.. whoever it is or was.. or whatever.. idc too much but ppl seem to love this thread, so I unlocked it again.
If it's not Vivi posting some stuff in here again at one point, than it's probably me when struck by some hilarious(for me) idea lmfao.

I have zero tats, wich might be hard to believe, but I stayed clear so far to prevent regreting it, my life changes like every 2-3 years drastically so it's hard to find a permanent topic.
Feels abit like thinking about tattooing a bae's name... you like her, but you know she will most likely be gone sooner or later, because of whatever reason.

But I will probably get some artistic stuff and/or phrases sooner or later, hand tattoos can look bae af imo.
(http://nextluxury.com/wp-content/uploads/black-crow-with-castle-guys-badass-hand-tattoo.jpg)

I tend to have a hard time lying and keeping such shows up, so I prefer to let people troll themselves, however, it seems like it makes them try even harder, wich than becomes an aweful clusterfuck.
Lol, POWERPUFF thought that was your actual tatt.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on August 15, 2018, 02:09:53 am
Lol, POWERPUFF thought that was your actual tatt.
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Yeah I know, cuz he's a dimwit from hell.

Lol j/k, tbh. he's keen in the areas he performs in, however I seen him coming a bunch of times, without him even asuming it, wich made it kinda annoying.
But I had some serious convo with him and we came to the agreement, that we should burry it.
I can see him not being full of shit, being a loyal asset and constructive asset and having his days or what not, to lazy to analyze that stuff tbh. but at the end of the day you can't expect a person to be 365 days of the year carefree and farting flowers. If he gives noobs shit for no reason or whatever, gotta tell him to cut it for the sake of the server, than it will be k I guess.
If it weren't the case, I would had obviously undermined him, rather than not minding his buisness.

And I guess am good as a dumbfox, makes me ponder, if it ain't simply the case lmfao.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on August 15, 2018, 02:11:31 am
Pffffttttt wtf happened there ?
Well it's 4am and a woman confessed me her love today.. so I guess it should be expected.
And if I do not get tired, am going to eat a broom, this shit can't be real.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Old Death on August 15, 2018, 08:39:29 am
Jhzg vgf jikh hui...kij hgftz ujb? Hgvcfrtu hjn hgfdtz nugfddss jb hfvgzj bg? Gdthbc fdchu bh hfdvhjvcd...gcddtu vchj? Sucken my dicken gxdt shitheadgbh bhf...
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Big Hat Logan on August 15, 2018, 07:13:22 pm
Jhzg vgf jikh hui...kij hgftz ujb? Hgvcfrtu hjn hgfdtz nugfddss jb hfvgzj bg? Gdthbc fdchu bh hfdvhjvcd...gcddtu vchj? Sucken my dicken gxdt shitheadgbh bhf...
You have ligma dumbass.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on August 17, 2018, 05:14:16 am
I told my woman... just now...

"It's sometimes really hard to love you, do you know that ? I hope so."

Can you see it too ? Can you see it happening ? Not sure if wanna laf or cri.

Madness... ... ?? Madness ??

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Dis will hurt like a chainsaw up ma chest.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on August 17, 2018, 05:55:58 am
xDDDDDDDDDD

Imagine a player trying to play (with) me.

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

If you know me, you know what I mean.

Programmed cell death.

I c it everitime, sometimes even coming.

I already tried to give an impulse... : (

Man.. this... can you hear it ? That... thats the crackling and whizzing noises of the smelter.
PRAISE THE SUN, THE SMELTER DEMON WILL COME.

You reach out a hand.. because you care.. it gets ignored, than slapped away, than biten.
Once.
Twice.
Thrice.

The fourth time they will burn, go up in a hellfire heated by a relentless engine. Because you care(d).

"P-p-please, just don't hurt me."

Oh god, I will burn another thot.
*Deactivates whatsapp*
Wait... is it.. third ? Or stage one already ? Where is Hoss my trusty crusader ? : |
Will innocence burn ? I'm so torn and confused... HALP : D
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Big Hat Logan on August 17, 2018, 07:12:08 am
xDDDDDDDDDD

Imagine a player trying to play (with) me.

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

If you know me, you know what I mean.

Programmed cell death.

I c it everitime, sometimes even coming.

I already tried to give an impulse... : (

Man.. this... can you hear it ? That... thats the crackling and whizzing noises of the smelter.
PRAISE THE SUN, THE SMELTER DEMON WILL COME.

You reach out a hand.. because you care.. it gets ignored, than slapped away, than biten.
Once.
Twice.
Thrice.

The fourth time they will burn, go up in a hellfire heated by a relentless engine. Because you care(d).

"P-p-please, just don't hurt me."

Oh god, I will burn another thot.
*Deactivates whatsapp*
Wait... is it.. third ? Or stage one already ? Where is Hoss my trusty crusader ? : |
Will innocence burn ? I'm so torn and confused... HALP : D
Lol, why aren't you FOnline normies playing Dead Cells like all the good little boys and girls, btw Salt And Sanctuary is better than Dead Cells imo
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on August 17, 2018, 07:14:20 am
Lol, why aren't you FOnline normies playing Dead Cells like all the good little boys and girls, btw Salt And Sanctuary is better than Dead Cells imo

You called me a normie ?

U mom.

I'm snowflake'rino.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on August 17, 2018, 07:24:25 am
DUDE....


Why did she just simply ignore that...


WHOS IS THAT WOMAN ??
ANSD WHY ??

Fucking player...

I LITERALY SEND BLACK HEART EMOJI AND SNOWFLAKE AND ICEMAN
also a facepalm...

ALSO said.. ....fuck this, I might be fucked.

EDIT: Oh well.. false alarm.
Actually..
She said she kno she hard to love.
Sad af.

SAY !!!
AM I FUCKED ? WILL I GET MY ASS DRILLED AGAIN ??

*to be continued*

Also...

Who is Vivi ??ß?
Is it the same person and learned german quick while following me to germany ?
Is Vivi one of the interpols boiis that were send after me when the nudes happened ?

Things will remain mysterious..
Vivi holding us all by the balls.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Big Hat Logan on August 18, 2018, 04:02:11 am
DUDE....


Why did she just simply ignore that...


WHOS IS THAT WOMAN ??
ANSD WHY ??

Fucking player...

I LITERALY SEND BLACK HEART EMOJI AND SNOWFLAKE AND ICEMAN
also a facepalm...

ALSO said.. ....fuck this, I might be fucked.

EDIT: Oh well.. false alarm.
Actually..
She said she kno she hard to love.
Sad af.

SAY !!!
AM I FUCKED ? WILL I GET MY ASS DRILLED AGAIN ??

*to be continued*

Also...

Who is Vivi ??ß?
Is it the same person and learned german quick while following me to germany ?
Is Vivi one of the interpols boiis that were send after me when the nudes happened ?

Things will remain mysterious..
Vivi holding us all by the balls.
German Vivi impersonator? Very nice.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on August 18, 2018, 02:23:56 pm
German Vivi impersonator? Very nice.

Yeah....

But it's the shittiest partner I ever had in my entire life.

Never seen such a wreck.

Literally "broken normie".

I'm shattered, glued. Molten, regenerated. Shattered, restored. Frozen, thaw. Robbed of my freedome, released.
And my frame has never bent since, my foundation still stands and I never crawled.

I do not comprehend how a 27 years old person does not know who she is, what she wants, how to deal with her issues and pathological conditions, not know what a panic attack is and yet suffer it regulary, only take, never give, study and yet be complety retarded with seemingly an IQ below the average, be judgmental, have way too high standarts and expectations, look like a piece of shit, have a shitty taste from hell, no communication skills whatsoever, unable to give a single compliment, struggle saying something nice, thinking you can love someone after 3 days and trying to play games while being complete shit in it due to being complete shit itself and not A. comprehend a single joke, no matter how low it is B. being unable to laugh about something, no matter how ridiculously funny it is and ontop unable to appreciate ANYTHING.

Fuck.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Still gotta laf after all of this shit.
See ? Thats a "normal" broken person.
Cuz I get my shit together.

Fucking people fucking piss me off af.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on August 18, 2018, 02:32:54 pm
The only thing I cannot accuse her of is being a thot and fat.
Cuz she's honest.
But not open whatsoever lmfao.

Fucking hell...
I miss ma *TRUE* bae. -Para



EDIT: My guild is going to kick me for this hahaha.
https://i.imgur.com/SAAZN7b.png

If I were trying to prank Chosen One, I would had called it "Ya. Really Me. Want More Than That, PAY Asshole." tho.
I really gotta quit messing around so much, but it's relieving AF to the otherwise dead serious shit going all day.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on September 11, 2018, 07:51:11 am
          V I V I  ??



I'm solo boii again and I miss ma *TRUE* bae.

She (ex) said...

"Do you love me ?"

I said..

"Only partly I only love my bae and my mama, I'm sorry."

Than we had a fierce conflict and broke up.
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Chosen One on September 12, 2018, 02:25:12 am
I do not comprehend how a 27 years old person does not know who she is, what she wants, how to deal with her issues and pathological conditions, not know what a panic attack is and yet suffer it regulary, only take, never give, study and yet be complety retarded with seemingly an IQ below the average, be judgmental, have way too high standarts and expectations, look like a piece of shit, have a shitty taste from hell, no communication skills whatsoever, unable to give a single compliment, struggle saying something nice, thinking you can love someone after 3 days and trying to play games while being complete shit in it due to being complete shit itself and not A. comprehend a single joke, no matter how low it is B. being unable to laugh about something, no matter how ridiculously funny it is and ontop unable to appreciate ANYTHING.
It's called being a woman. "Most" of us aren't this bad, though.
Sorry bro. Really. :(
Title: Re: Vivi...
Post by: Parabellum on September 12, 2018, 03:53:44 pm
I do not comprehend how a 27 years old person does not know who she is, what she wants, how to deal with her issues and pathological conditions, not know what a panic attack is and yet suffer it regulary, only take, never give, study and yet be complety retarded with seemingly an IQ below the average, be judgmental, have way too high standarts and expectations, look like a piece of shit, have a shitty taste from hell, no communication skills whatsoever, unable to give a single compliment, struggle saying something nice, thinking you can love someone after 3 days and trying to play games while being complete shit in it due to being complete shit itself and not A. comprehend a single joke, no matter how low it is B. being unable to laugh about something, no matter how ridiculously funny it is and ontop unable to appreciate ANYTHING.
It's called being a woman. "Most" of us aren't this bad, though.
Sorry bro. Really. :(

Almost sounds like you were that person...
I knew it.
Fking trolls.