FOnline: Reloaded
Other => Toxic Caves => Topic started by: Kelpy G. on February 15, 2018, 10:43:23 pm
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some of you know who I am. some don't. This is my story. In the beginning there was excitement and thrill, Drama. ethanchmbers was born in a good chapter of Fonline. lively as ever but... A man named uno1 was too kind to the people. bringing me to his base I use the brainpower of a shrimp and blast him in the back take everything from his tent and leave. After him hunting me down and nearly successful I decide to become a new and become succboy. during the period of succboy I learned advanced knowledge such as pvp factions etc. After this the reckoning begins. bean cunt 3 is released to earth. got a car accidently put it in hub and UV leader takes it. I say give it back leader says ok. I follow them to the base and join the faction. Over the next week I proceed to take every car from the uv. this is the aids with akira br13 a man whom I betrayed. we separate and whenever we saw each other we would try to kill each other. semi famous for a while. Ogre Faggot was similar it began when I accepted a venture to the Reno sewers with Raznor. I believe we fucked his tent to hell then he later became Malthius. He was let into my faction. He once killed me and took leadership. It was a rough battle but a god named mercer Gideon was there. He killed Malthius took the faction and gave it to me. Afterwards I delete this faction and leave. later h attempts to make the montana militia. Mercer Gideon didn't stand for toxicity and raided them with the khans. Afterwards I become a normal player never fucking with factions. I found friends but they all left to Fonline 2. Its now season 3. New people are here and I believe its been a while since I have had much fun. Time for the revival of Bean cunt 3. Time for autism and toxicity. So people who remember me, Can you gimme a good ol yeet?
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Lovely story.
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That was the single greatest story to ever grace this forum. Pulitzer Prize in my book. Thank you.
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Wow. So famous.
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truly the brainpower of a shrimp
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thanks I forgot to add the period of the lone ranger where I raided at least 5 noob factions but that's not important. also powerpenis I remember helping you kill some lady with an alien blaster who tried to kill both of us
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Oh wow theres more? Maybe make another post detailing a more concise history of your adventures under each character name? Or perhaps even chronicle each daring raid as chapters over several posts?
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Oh wow theres more? Maybe make another post detailing a more concise history of your adventures under each character name? Or perhaps even chronicle each daring raid as chapters over several posts?
laughed really hard ;D
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I have this feeling that all of you are being sarcastic
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I have this feeling that all of you are being sarcastic
As if I would, seriously this is the stuff of legend.
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it literally says sarcasm time on your profile
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I have this feeling that all of you are being sarcastic
look at this clever chap.
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Roleplayers never change.
You were critically hit by a wall of text for 150 HP. Your AIDS gets a cancer.
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it literally says sarcasm time on your profile
What profile?
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it literally says sarcasm time on your profile
What profile?
Legendary profile.
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Fine. Instead of doing college work I'm going to write a fucking big huge meme about a dead game.
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I meant to say sarcasm mode but ok. someone made a stinky :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
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also not a roleplayer. never pretended to be anyone or anything in fact some of my recent memories were screaming cyka blyat as I beat two Mexicans to death with a sledge hammer. Not sure what character does that but whatever.
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I love the way you edit your posts so you don't spam the topic.
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I meant to say sarcasm mode but ok.
I'm glad you said that, I was going to mention it but I think we can let it slide just this once.
also not a roleplayer. never pretended to be anyone or anything in fact some of my recent memories were screaming cyka blyat as I beat two Mexicans to death with a sledge hammer.
Can we assume this was in-game? It's getting hard to tell, maybe even you don't know anymore?
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nah bro it actually happened on venus I saw to Mexicans planting beans so I beat the fuck out of them