FOnline: Reloaded
Factions => Wasteland News => Topic started by: lash on April 25, 2016, 02:35:31 am
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Issue #4
Editor: Lash
Contributors: Michael Kenley, Twig
The Electron #1, the podcast with Guest star Mantis, is delayed until next week due to host illness.
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Hey, what's going on?
Ashes Remain
new former khan stomping ground Original FOnline-based MMO Ashes of Phoenix has just experienced their first wipe as development completes. Featuring six pre-set, randomly assigned factions, it is a real-time only game that has seen members of clans wind up on opposite sides of the aisle.
Ashes of Phoenix Season 2 kicks off some time on 29 April 2016 or 30th. Their server is currently offline after a week of no-drop madness similar to Kilgore's own experiment.
HE'S SNAPPED: TWIG TURNS KHANSCRIPT
As of 24 April 2016, Neutron Defenders founder Twig (Sir Twigget in-game) renounced his oath to protect and serve the scrubs of the wastes in a misguided effort to... find friendship? Yr editor has no idea. Twig was quite chummy with Red Cross leader Awgy in the past but Twig's refusal to use TeamSpeak, Skype, or Steam didn't help his isolation any. Neutron Defenders wish Twig all the best and hope that he spends the rest of his brief life hiding.
Neutron Defenders have place a bounty of 50k for a confirmed kill by non-khans of Twig.
Neighbourhood Rumors:
Total lies? Or the awful truth?
Jish has been banned from The Khans after comments he made about the so-called Red Circle/inner Khan hierarchy. His alts were seen in a flare trap bitching to anybody in eyesight.
Sources tell us that Ribbit is considering moving to FOnline2, having ran out of people to fight and factions to backstab.
A wedding is in the air! LuciferReborn proposed to Herbertino and it's on! For once, happiness is the result of the game.
If you need a drug antidote but can't afford it, head to Hinkley. Then type ~eventsuicide. This resets your location without returning the addiction effect.
Lost and found:
Found: Twig's Scout. He left it at a Neutron Defender base after resigning.
Found: A buggy intended for Khans. Stolen from hub, recovered by Neutron Defenders.
Dear Charge-kun
It's not gay if you do it for the anal stimulation.
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Cheers,
Charge-kun
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Didn't make the cut:
Oh Crap! Scrub's Tent Robbed By Raiders
(http://i.imgur.com/6VSweN4.jpg)
A little scrub learned the hard way not to carry maps after losing his at Reno. In a more shocking happening, Muhoransk - aka, the fucking russians - assisted The Khans in the dastardly deed.
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If you need a drug antidote but can't afford it, head to Hinkley. Then type ~eventsuicide. This resets your location without returning the addiction effect.
make sure to use the actual antidote from the bar man
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AHA Couldnt have said it better myself if you wish id tell you the real reason why I quit instead of guessing hit me up on pm also I still support you an kenely. also 50k caps bounty damm dude if you want me dead do it yourself jeez. Still <3 ya lash an my Kenley I hope we can put aside our differences and still be friends.
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AHA Couldnt have said it better myself if you wish id tell you the real reason why I quit instead of guessing hit me up on pm also I still support you an kenely. also 50k caps bounty damm dude if you want me dead do it yourself jeez. Still <3 ya lash an my Kenley I hope we can put aside our differences and still be friends.
It's kind of hard to hold onto a snake covered in oil. I'm sure you'd know all about that, yeah?
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Don't you worry, Twig. You may have burned your old bridge but at least you joined the winning team. No shame in that.
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Don't you worry, Twig. You may have burned your old bridge but at least you joined the winning team. No shame in that.
Winning? That's kind of an overstatement, friend
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Don't you worry, Twig. You may have burned your old bridge but at least you joined the winning team. No shame in that.
Winning? That's kind of an overstatement, friend
Forgive me if I don't take such a statement seriously from the scrubbiest joke on FOnline:Reloaded.
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crubbiest joke on FOnline:Reloaded ? You mean the khans ?
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This is cool, I like this. I always used to pretend that the forum was just a billboard in game :P.
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crubbiest joke on FOnline:Reloaded ? You mean the khans ?
(http://newbabywallpapers.com/download/crying-baby-images-and-wallpaper/crying-baby-images-and-wallpaper-8.jpg)
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crubbiest joke on FOnline:Reloaded ? You mean the khans ?
Nigga plz. You don't even have a gold account. Step up ;)
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khans are shit
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khans are shit
(http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2010/comedy_goldmine/crosseye/Sir_Nose_02.jpg)