I do like how you compare us to soverign nations though, I agree we're pretty much like that.
You are indeed! You both, as mentioned, are like castrated dachshunds - big bark from a small puppy
A puppy is only a puppy though - it can't really understand that walking in front of a speeding car may be dangerous. The cars driving around may horn if you get close, which is all the attention you may get, but won't even notice if they drive you over
Now be a good puppy and stay away from the highway
The fact that you are giving us attention and feel the need to put us down means you are threatened by us.
Oh please, even kids, dogs, pigs and monkeys like you need to be taught how to behave, that doesn't make the teacher afraid of the brat
That's also why you're getting any attention at all