Don't think you could.
I mean, the waifu part is true, one dude even tried to sell a helm for a maid (real life and I m not trolling, actually, I never do).
Buuut, you gotta sell a kidney and your soul to play it.
I already gave my kidneys to the black market and I lost my soul playing FOnline Reloaded.
Well, you can give it a shot, it's 5 bucks in steam summer sale and like 10-20 bucks for some bonus package shit.
And I don't know about you but I hardly pitty money losses, rather than time losses in my life due to reasons, so I wouldn't want to put 100h + into something, or even 10h, that I don't like and people sometimes seem to figure after 2000h, that they don't like it lmfao.
(But considering, you sometimes see a humans real face after "months" and figure, you don't like it, it makes sense no?)
And if I enjoy something, I don't regret time spend on it, unless it posses a degenerative nature.. so yeah.... droogz obviously take a special position and please send halp who tells me all day they are bad *af* mmmkay. Cuz I guilt trippin' everitime.
But anyway, this feels like rehab after FOnline, despite memes and typical mmo-pseudo-autism all over the place.. hell.. I even saw some effin guild called BaldNans with some edgy as hell text ("we even shave your moms if you want") recruiting people.. LMMFAO.. and if you gonna play EU you can be my horseboii who keeps stable clean LMFAO.
Lol I am full of shit, I go in baed, bye.
I might even be back here soon (for abit? maybe ? yes ? no?), but I wait for double XP weekend, I casual, I can't level all day in the desert and I go where I please and feel like, so I won't give my word on it, cuz my words are stone when given and I don't break stone, cuz I not superman, just almost, well, the balls are like his, steel and face of iron, can't destroy face. Bye, I go.
(bleh, you ain't no good influence, compare this to my first pm please, lol!)