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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: May 02, 2016, 09:10:04 pm »

1 push bag that dont literaly mean what it mean (if you know what i mean)
It means that at first you become khanscript(or other unit from red alert i dunno) so ure not khan at this point
But these new ppl always scream more as like they are more important now joining you
2 "long live bison" the khans used to say it now they say traitor that explain everything after that phrase even a bit of respect from these day should still exist but nooo khans are to proud and too blind for it
3 im just a bit insane ya know more brain cells mean ure more  insane coz average ppl dont create only the smarter one do something new often being called crazy or retarded before im an artist but im just lazy now not enough alcohol and motivation i have to make something now
(You can call me retarded i dont care anyway)
4 i didnt defended bison i just said that he is less dumb as you he respond for your attacks but he never said that he left khans coz they are shitt or something he just said that khans have not enough pvp for him so he left to enjoy game not to nanny you
5 "you may be hated but you have to keep it up dont give a shitt and walk straight unlike that monkeys throwing crap and laughing from you" thats sentence may seem stupid but its not

6 praise the sun and drink vodka !!!

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How the hell did your English get WORSE? I could at least piece together what you meant with the previous one, but I can't figure out what the hell you're trying to say at all for this one.

I'll address the one bits I kind of understood, though. The whole "Long live Bison" thing was because he was our leader. It was kind of the equivalent of, "For the king!" It doesn't mean much and never did... Surely you don't think me yelling "SVENU ACKBAR" when I blow myself up is also some huge, serious deal or something?

And Bison SAYS he left because we didn't have enough PvP for him, but we have screenshots of the discussion in which he was defending PvP and his sudden distaste for pissing on corpses from Mengelito. Garg agreed with Mengelito, though in Garg's typical kind of non-hostile way, to which Bison says something along the lines of, "It seems our glorious leader wants me to step down!"at which point Bison nuked the forums and joined UV. You wonder why Khans call him a traitor, then when you're told, you want to argue it with the people who actually know the reasons. I know it's pointless to say, but stop being an idiot.

o/

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: May 02, 2016, 09:02:50 pm »

...frustrating lack of illiteracy...

stopped reading

Originally was going to state, "Frustrating lack of literacy," then switched to, "Frustrating illiteracy," without remembering to remove 'lack of'. Not that complicated, mein freund. But now edited the sentence to sound better. So thank you for pointing out the error. I'm too lazy to proofread these days.

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: May 02, 2016, 07:06:58 pm »

Pure nature of khans "you join khans you promote from trash to khan(irl you become khans push bag)"
"Even if youre most respected khan you say ure leaving coz they become boring or somethin you become traitor"
I see there only bunch of chidish ppl who think that being or not being khan decide about your autority
I can tell that gimper is fair dude i like to argue with him on forum from time to time but he knows its for fun
But most of khans think that if someone say something on khans he must fight
"Im khan for 2 days and im so awesome"
I will tell something for you about respect that you dont have and wont get
"If you want respect you have to earn it by your actions not by words or buying it" and thats the truth you say shitt on bison but when he was khan he was so great all khans now are funny like these small dogs they barf much but bite like mosquito thats all

Wow, careful there mate. That message of yours is leaking immense amounts of cluelessness. And shows how horribly illiterate you are, as well. You'd think someone that shitposts all day on an English-speaking forums would've improved his English somewhat, but I digress.

(1) "irl you became a khan push bag" Dunno where you got that information. No one is a punching bag (which is what I assume you meant) in the Khans unless you're some kind of cringey moron that says a bunch of stupid shit... but considering most of the Khans are actually rather intelligent, this isn't something that really happens.
(2) "Even if youre most respected khan you say ure leaving coz they become boring or somethin you become traitor" What a delusional statement. The only correct thing about this is that he left. He was not the most respected Khan. He lost a huge chunk of respect from most when he very clearly let his ego take precedence over the actual Khan identity, as he tried to turn us into some UV-alike bunch of idiots that sit there and do TC all day. He lost even more when he started pulling an Arcanix, ranting and raving over things we've been doing consistently for a long while now. In other words, he stopped being a Khan, and when challenged, he took his toys and stomped away like a child, never admitting to the stupid shit he did, all the while deserting a group he'd been a part of since he was recruited at 13. *That* is why he is called a traitor.
(3) ...Are you retarded? Why the hell *would* someone have an authority over the Khans if they aren't a Khan? What a stupid thing to say.
(4) "If you want respect you have to earn it by your actions not by words or buying it and thats the truth you say shitt on bison but when he was khan he was so great..." Ahahahaha, m8. Be careful not to choke on Bison's cock, eh? The fact of the matter, and Bison knows this himself, as does everyone: Bison was never some great player. Ever. And as a Khan before he let his ego get totally in the way, he was good. Not amazing, and many of the Khans did more than he did, but he was good. I could still respect him. After his ego got in the way, he wasn't any kind of Khan. His mindset became that of UV, so his decision to join them didn't really surprise anyone. Bison will likely try to talk about how all of this isn't true, because reality isn't very favorable to him, but these are the facts, so that you can perhaps be slightly less of a moron.

Don't know why I typed all of this. You're going to continue being a delusional moron because you just can't help it. Shame. But hey. Praise the sun!

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: April 29, 2016, 10:01:31 am »

hes undefeated...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Jones

KEK.

1 win 1 draw does not mean undefeated lol

Granted, he also won 15 out of 17 amateur-level fights. Like you said, not 'undefeated', but that's not a half-bad record.

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: April 29, 2016, 09:42:43 am »

Also, a bit off-topic, I know, but I found this hilarious cow picture.

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: April 29, 2016, 09:04:06 am »

The Khans have some gifted people that help maintain it's infrastructure and propaganda machine but it also has some complete retards for the world to see. My hope is that those who are true Khans will whip these failures into shape.

The Khans have been and gone multiple times in it's history and have many legends that at one time or another left The Khans to play with others or to venture into new things so trying to mock me for leaving and choosing to play with someone else for some action is entirely unacceptable.

Khans in FOT played for RXJ: Roxxor Joo, TRW: The Road Warriors, TBC: The Black Company, NaW: National Ass Whoopers but they was still Khans.

There's no shame in loving something that you've helped build but that's not to say that I'm not embarrassed at retards like Donnie and Rage who do very little trying to tell me what it is to be a Khan.

I can recognise those that are true Khans, many of which are listed on the legends pages. It'll be a cold day in hell when Donnie or Rage gets there names on those pages.

 

And once again, you wax lyrical about the Khans, about what it was to be a Khan, when any real Khan worth his salt (and you have a lot of salt... shame it isn't worth anything) wouldn't throw a tantrum when someone else disagreed with him.  You did. You are no real Khan, and all you're doing by talking about the Khans constantly while simultaneously whining is making yourself look like an insolent child, while wondering why he'll never live up to his heroes. Bison, you're no legend, you never were, and you never will be, and every additional post you make about the Khans is more and more cringey. Just stop. No one is impressed, no one is going, "Oh shit, Bison said I'm not a true Khan! Whatever shall I do??" and no one takes you seriously. Get over yourself, you egotist.

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: April 29, 2016, 08:33:26 am »

This is the future of The Khans. How disappointing, I guess that's why Garg is the last of the first generation still active. I was overjoyed when some of my old brothers returned and signed up to the Khan forum but they didn't stick around long.

I guess I can see why now.

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: April 29, 2016, 08:28:44 am »

Let's summarise this:

Donnie is a retard.

Rage is a retard.

Mantis acts like a retard occasionally but I'm pretty sure he isn't one.

Did I miss anything? I'm pretty sure that highlights things perfectly.

Ahahahahaha

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: April 29, 2016, 08:25:09 am »

I have multiple characters, so let's go over them shall we.

Renegadez: My TC character that was given to me by one of a few REAL Khans that I then fully implanted.

Renegade: My BG Crit Burster with Luck implants that works quite well in pvp.

I also have a flamer and I continue to have a TB character that if I recall correctly served The Khans very well in TB combat.

I don't consider posting a screen of TC combat and then screening standing over it an act of skill. TC is a group battle and unless you inflicted the entire damage that got my character killed then you should stop posting them.

It's strange how much of an obsession you have with the Khans still. All you ever do is obsess over how much you think you did for the Khans, and how much of a Khan you think you still are. You aren't a Khan anymore. If the only damn thing you can say is, "I used to be okay when I was a Khan!" then maybe you don't have anything worth saying in the first place.

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: April 29, 2016, 08:22:14 am »

Who are these khans can i join ? im lvl 7 i tagged science repair and lockpick

Sounds like you're doing pretty good over there in UV, then. Don't worry about how shite your build is. You'll just be implanted. c:

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: April 29, 2016, 08:16:38 am »

Oh and for the rest of you, Donnie is a big boy he can defend himself though I know he's crying on the TS right now asking for back up.

Donnie isn't even in TS, m8y.

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Toxic Caves / Re: Forum PvP

« on: April 29, 2016, 08:15:31 am »

Oh and for the rest of you, Donnie is a big boy he can defend himself though I know he's crying on the TS right now asking for back up.
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Donnie isn't even in TS, m8y.

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: April 29, 2016, 08:09:20 am »

DAMN MANTIS GIMME SOME OF THAT SALT MAD CUZ WE REKT YOU YESTERDAY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII   

Salt? Lol, Mantis was laughing his ass off in TS, as we all have been. This thread is fucking hilarious.

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: April 29, 2016, 07:55:24 am »

Bison getting rekt.

+1, mein freundin.

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The Thunderdome / Re: Forum PvP

« on: April 29, 2016, 07:40:20 am »

Let's describe Donnie.

He's a talentless third generation Khan who has been promoted to a position that is beyond his skill set. This guy posts "History" on the Khan site that he did not live or see and acts like a bad ass on the forum.

Hey Donnie, you aren't a real Khan.. You sir are a fucking joke. The title that best describes you from the old days would be as followed:

"Can I be a Khan please?"

That's the title the original Khans would have rewarded you. 

The Khan leadership if there is any should slap you down a peg or two and teach you some respect.

This is how your profile should look so that those in the future can best describe Donnie. http://thekhans.boards.net/user/123

Fuckin' hell, you're the saltiest of sailors these days, aren't you?