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Title: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: redoktob3r on September 08, 2015, 09:37:08 pm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiAjBEvD16A

(http://imagehaul.com/thehauls/7297580a0a9f2bc3685ed7dd54d3ff25.png)
(http://s1.postimg.org/xkcgqsty7/Salt.png)
(http://www.healthydietadvisor.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/salt.jpg)
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Gargantua on September 08, 2015, 09:39:26 pm: Hahaha Our MOON LASER has been released! And has carved The Khans into History!
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 08, 2015, 09:42:42 pm: According to FACTS "Long Live Bison" is the only natural structure that can be seen from the moon.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Mad Matt on September 08, 2015, 09:47:36 pm: Hahahaha, great job guys :D
I laugh when I saw this sick piece of art :D
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: killer1986chris on September 08, 2015, 09:52:33 pm: Quote from: Mad Matt on September 08, 2015, 09:47:36 pm
Hahahaha, great job guys :D
I laugh when I saw this sick piece of art :D

Well others like andrzej are crying and making reports to Kilgore lol.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Dank Anel on September 08, 2015, 09:52:55 pm: How to delete this shit from view?
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: redoktob3r on September 08, 2015, 09:55:09 pm: Quote from: dark angel on September 08, 2015, 09:52:55 pm
How to delete this shit from view?

You do not.

(http://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1385/85/1385854293136.jpg)

Please, if you may, rate your butthurt on this handy scale!
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Mad Matt on September 08, 2015, 09:55:41 pm: Quote from: killer1986chris on September 08, 2015, 09:52:33 pm
Quote from: Mad Matt on September 08, 2015, 09:47:36 pm
Hahahaha, great job guys :D
I laugh when I saw this sick piece of art :D

Well others like andrzej are crying and making reports to Kilgore lol.

I see no point in crying or reporting, you cash your bases, your time, your thing...
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Gargantua on September 08, 2015, 09:58:45 pm: Quote from: dark angel on September 08, 2015, 09:52:55 pm
How to delete this shit from view?

You PAY.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Alysanne on September 08, 2015, 09:59:20 pm: Awesome art!
Blacklisted people, deal with it. 8)
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Bison on September 08, 2015, 10:03:41 pm: Quote from: dark angel on September 08, 2015, 09:52:55 pm
How to delete this shit from view?

2 million caps, the price has gone up since you didn't listen to our warnings.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Craig Boone on September 08, 2015, 10:10:11 pm: That was all you did? Good thing i dont pve glad to see none of yous have a rl
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Gargantua on September 08, 2015, 10:11:27 pm: Discussions about significantly reducing your payment, can be made if in the next 36 hours you make an account at www.thekhans.boards.net and vote for Gargantua.

http://thekhans.boards.net/thread/369/khan-raider-leadership-shirt-khantest?page=1&scrollTo=2290
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 08, 2015, 10:13:36 pm: Quote from: Gargantua on September 08, 2015, 10:11:27 pm
Discussions about significantly reducing your payment, can be made if in the next 36 hours you make an account at www.thekhans.boards.net and ~~vote for Gargantua~~.

http://thekhans.boards.net/thread/369/khan-raider-leadership-shirt-khantest?page=1&scrollTo=2290

Vote for Meng or ELSE!
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Gargantua on September 08, 2015, 10:14:07 pm: Quote from: Craig Boone on September 08, 2015, 10:10:11 pm
That was all you did? Good thing i dont pve glad to see none of yous have a rl

Are you asking for PHASE 2 INTENSITY of the Moon Lazer to be focused on your common tent locations?
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Craig Boone on September 08, 2015, 10:16:19 pm: Quote from: Gargantua on September 08, 2015, 10:14:07 pm
Quote from: Craig Boone on September 08, 2015, 10:10:11 pm
That was all you did? Good thing i dont pve glad to see none of yous have a rl

Are you asking for PHASE 2 INTENSITY of the Moon Lazer to be focused on your common tent locations?
Yes if u can please.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Bison on September 08, 2015, 10:17:22 pm: Quote from: Craig Boone on September 08, 2015, 10:10:11 pm
That was all you did? Good thing i dont pve glad to see none of yous have a rl

Why do we even communicate with this fucking sell out? He doesn't even have his own faction. He's merely a UV lap dog suckling at Napalms mothers milk.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Mad Matt on September 08, 2015, 10:19:11 pm: Hahaha, those guys really have some talent hahaha :D
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Gargantua on September 08, 2015, 10:23:54 pm: (http://www.khanscentral.com/moonlazer.jpg)
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Arcanix on September 08, 2015, 10:24:39 pm: Quote from: Gargantua on September 08, 2015, 10:11:27 pm
//...and vote for Gargantua.

Vote for me, the only viable option!
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Craig Boone on September 08, 2015, 10:28:01 pm: Quote from: Arcanix on September 08, 2015, 10:24:39 pm
Quote from: Gargantua on September 08, 2015, 10:11:27 pm
//...and vote for Gargantua.

Vote for me, the only viable option!
Posts: 60 (8.571 per day)

Spam much?
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Help Bot on September 08, 2015, 10:31:32 pm: During that time, not a single one of my operatives died. Good job. Got 200K to boot.

Please Moon Laser me. I have yet to see a single significant Khan action against me. Or where's that Khan Nuke :3. I'm paying to see it used xD!
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Arcanix on September 08, 2015, 10:32:11 pm: Craig Boone, you dont get to vote?
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Gargantua on September 08, 2015, 10:33:00 pm: Quote from: Craig Boone on September 08, 2015, 10:28:01 pm
Quote from: Arcanix on September 08, 2015, 10:24:39 pm
Quote from: Gargantua on September 08, 2015, 10:11:27 pm
//...and vote for Gargantua.

Vote for me, the only viable option!
Posts: 60 (8.571 per day)

Spam much?

I'm sorry, can someone remind me of who this is again? Wasn't he the leader of a faction or something at some point?

I'm too busy enjoying my new MOON LASER to look at his post history.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 08, 2015, 10:37:52 pm: You had 24 hours to comply.

Since we don't need the money, if it was up to me you'd not get a chance to get out now, but my superiors mercifully accepts a 2 million caps per month deal... better get it while it's there as it might very well be 4 million tomorrow.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Toilet Paper on September 08, 2015, 11:44:01 pm: i can help with remove this khan shit for 1 pa
send pm
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Gargantua on September 08, 2015, 11:49:40 pm: Hahaha - I think you mean HPA
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 09, 2015, 09:17:34 am: Quote from: Toilet Paper on September 08, 2015, 11:44:01 pm
i can help with remove this khan shit for 1 pa
send pm

Pffft.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Mad Matt on September 09, 2015, 12:08:35 pm: (http://images.tinypic.pl/i/00700/jthdo7rfbyyy_t.jpg)

I'm afraid that someone took control over your orbital hi-tech satellite and laser beam...making in the same time joke from your faction and your great leader :D
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Bison on September 09, 2015, 12:23:51 pm: Quote from: Mad Matt on September 09, 2015, 12:08:35 pm
(http://images.tinypic.pl/i/00700/jthdo7rfbyyy_t.jpg)

I'm afraid that someone took control over your orbital hi-tech satellite and laser beam...making in the same time joke from your faction and your great leader :D

I ain't the leader.. And it is however sacrilege to edit my gift to the wastelands.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Mad Matt on September 09, 2015, 12:35:27 pm: Quote from: Bison on September 09, 2015, 12:23:51 pm
Quote from: Mad Matt on September 09, 2015, 12:08:35 pm
(http://images.tinypic.pl/i/00700/jthdo7rfbyyy_t.jpg)

I'm afraid that someone took control over your orbital hi-tech satellite and laser beam...making in the same time joke from your faction and your great leader :D

I ain't the leader.. And it is however sacrilege to edit my gift to the wastelands.

Damn, I was almost sure you are...anyway, it's not me. But still quiet interesting. What's the price for he's head or any info about that joker? :)
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 09, 2015, 12:57:31 pm: "Dong like bison!"

Is someone trying to signal to ALIENS that they have a schlong like Bison?
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Arcanix on September 09, 2015, 12:59:55 pm: Planting tents is not against EULA.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Joruus C'Baoth on September 09, 2015, 02:26:43 pm: I'm living in one of this tourist camps! Thanks Khans for a free housing ;)
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Gargantua on September 09, 2015, 02:30:21 pm: You are most welcome.

We also hid an HPA in one of the camps.

And how, everyone wants a DONG like Bison.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: zinthos on September 09, 2015, 04:50:02 pm: i feel dominated.... long live bison
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Help Bot on September 09, 2015, 06:12:54 pm: Trapper bases? Did someone run out of booze moneh for Outposts :3?
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Alysanne on September 09, 2015, 08:23:07 pm: Someone couldn't stand a "LONG LIVE BISON" and used their own resources and time to change the art. Now that's salty!
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Mad Matt on September 09, 2015, 08:27:05 pm: Quote from: Alysanne on September 09, 2015, 08:23:07 pm
Someone couldn't stand a "LONG LIVE BISON" and used their own resources and time to change the art. Now that's salty!

He just took control over Khan Space Laser Beam...

Anyway, if you want to get rid of this do reroll. Now I see no shit on desert :D
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Heyfray on September 09, 2015, 08:35:46 pm: Bison loves huge dong confirmed
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Napalm on September 09, 2015, 09:48:44 pm: Long Live!

(http://i.imgur.com/QjFnQPU.jpg)
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Gargantua on September 09, 2015, 10:02:38 pm: Quote from: Napalm on September 09, 2015, 09:48:44 pm
Long Live!

(http://i.imgur.com/QjFnQPU.jpg)

She looks like a good time hey Bison?
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Mad Matt on September 09, 2015, 10:27:38 pm: Quote from: Gargantua on September 09, 2015, 10:02:38 pm
Quote from: Napalm on September 09, 2015, 09:48:44 pm
Long Live!

Spoiler: show
(http://i.imgur.com/QjFnQPU.jpg)
[/quote]

She looks like a good time hey Bison?

If someone likes to be dead, with broken neck between woman legs...
Somekind of hardcore facesitting :D

Didn't know Bison is such a fetishist :D
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Chosen One on September 09, 2015, 11:04:24 pm: Do you boys spit or swallow?
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 10, 2015, 12:05:06 am: While hacking moonlasers without a license and terraforming on Khan Turf are both crimes punishable by torture - we did expect rewriting - this was however alot wittier than expected and we all enjoy seeing the wastelanders adapt to our ways.

"Dong like Bison!" is actually better.

Reloaded always was about envying Bisons schlong anyways.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Bison on September 10, 2015, 07:22:23 am: Quote from: Napalm on September 09, 2015, 09:48:44 pm
Long Live!

(http://i.imgur.com/QjFnQPU.jpg)

I guess we finally made Napalm salty! The problem is that I find that picture a good thing rather than an insult.

I am flattered that Napalm searched my name in a browser and must have looked for hours to find that picture.

Long Live Bison or in this case Dong Live Bison!

:)
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: redoktob3r on September 10, 2015, 11:14:54 am: Quote from: Chosen One on September 09, 2015, 11:04:24 pm
Do you boys spit or swallow?

I could ask you the same thing :)
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 10, 2015, 12:23:22 pm: Quote from: redoktob3r on September 10, 2015, 11:14:54 am
I could ask you the same thing :)

In her case it's rather a question whether she gulps or quaffs.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: SVEN on September 10, 2015, 12:29:39 pm: It just depends on how much you pay her.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Blarney on September 10, 2015, 12:44:34 pm: All I could see from the forum main menu was; TKs Tyrannosaurus...

I figured it would be TKs Tyrannosaurus Keks.

Just my 2 cents.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 10, 2015, 12:57:18 pm: Quote from: Blarney on September 10, 2015, 12:44:34 pm
All I could see from the forum main menu was; TKs Tyrannosaurus...

I figured it would be TKs Tyrannosaurus Keks.

Just my 2 cents.

Tyrannosaurus Kheks
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Gargantua on September 10, 2015, 02:59:59 pm: Old School's Flex. New kid's kheks.
Title: Re: TKs - Tyrannosaurus Flex
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on September 10, 2015, 05:46:27 pm: Quote from: Gargantua on September 10, 2015, 02:59:59 pm
Old School's Flex. New kid's kheks.

Word.