The Weekly ChargeDelivering a jolt, every SundayIssue #2
Editor: Lash
Contributors: Michael Kenley, Twig
Community NewsHey, what's going on?KHAN'T TAKE THE HEATIt wasn't just a rumor. After denials, The Khans have announced their departure via their official publication, The Daily Khan.
You can read it here. This comes on the heels of The Flying Butcher's departure from the faction and subsequent public challenge to The Khans. His faction - and now alliances - now numbers some 20 members.
Test-es EndedServer admins Kilgore and DocAN have reverted the April 1 changes, stating that "we thank everybody for their participation in this (involuntary) test". Item Drop has been re-enabled but will not be returning in Season 3.
"No More Swatiskas" - Bans threatenedKilgore has stated in hub that swatiskas and nazi imagery is henceforth forbidden. Bans have been threatened. Yr editor thinks this rule is eminently reasonable and asks our readers to kindly abide by Kilgore's request. Penises are, however, not forbidden.
Neighbourhood Rumors:Total lies? Or the awful truth?Donnie Darko was a
Ultra Violence plant inside
The KhansQueer Man is not, in fact, male. Our sources tell us that QM is actually popular YouTube personality iambee.
Lost and found:Lost: Butcher's Unique Combat Armor MKII. Was killed by Enclave. May it rest in pieces.
Found: Determination. If The Khans are missing theirs, please contact Butcher.
Lost: Full Blown AIDS lost a car full of gear near NCR, with 100% damage on it. If anybody repairs it, please catch AIDS and let him know.
Dear Charge-kunDear Charge-kun,
I let myself in last night. Hope you don't mind! <3
- Felicia
Bye, Felicia.
Breaking a window and entering a room is considered felony trespass in my state. I did not find it romantic. Please contact a lawyer. Next time I'll have a shotgun.
Cheers,
Charge-kun
Life & EntertainmentSalted FriesOn Issue 1's thread there were many comments added in response to most of the articles, but one quote that stranded out most to yr editor and co. seems to be a little too salty for our fries:
a paper made by a treacherous little shit
gets his own "faction" killed by khans
invites khans to neutron defenders bases to kill them
sits in khan teamspeak doing jack shit and playing on unleveled characters
You jish-t can't top this, and neither could we. It is forever plastered on the Neutron Defender wall.
CrosswordCrossword SolutionIssue 1
1. Respawn
2. Little John
3. Dende
4. Never Gonna Give You Up
5. Khans
6. Suck
7. The Flying Butcher
EditorialLetters to the editor published next issueThe Future of The Gameby lash
FOnline is dying.
It won't be dead for a long time, but inevitably, all games die. Reloaded admins know this and periodically have reset the game - essentially killing it and starting anew.
Last week, we saw something strange happen. Seasoned players quit logging in during the week of No-Drop.... but the scrubs kept logging in. Some got together and formed factions. Most simply ran around without direction, dying alone in the wastes.
The future of the game depends on both of these groups: Seasoned and scrubs. Without scrubs, there is nobody for the Seasoned PKer to hunt. Without Seasoned players, the server's bills are no longer paid.
In this week, now that Drop is enabled, while you Seasoned players return, I ask of you one thing: spend a little time teaching a noob. Maybe give them starter gear. Point them to the wiki and tell them what they should do in the game.
FOnline will die early without you and them.
- lash
FeedbackWe don't do corrections. Our readers do.Wo-ho! Looks like Issue #1 touched a nerve with more than a few readers. Here's what they've got to say:
Seki, the Social Warriors' combat team leader is dead. Social Warriors have quit the games in droves. One promised yr editor that the Social Warriors will be back... eventually.
Awgansky has been negotiating to join the khans. Sources say he wants to get into town capture but is on bad terms with UV members Ribbit and Renegade
o.O What?
Oh God every single part of this is rumor indeed
We never quit the game we just slowed down, and status of Seki never was a factor in it
Neither khans or myself never negotiate merging nor joining ,
And I have nothing against neither Renegade nor Ribbit.
Nice to see new news paper Good Luck
Khans moving? Ahahaha
+1
Got a good laugh out of this.