It isn't the wipe announcement. It's a status update. We're pretty sure the community is ALMOST ready enough for a little PR.
But, no promises.
Wipe is no fun if we aren't documenting progress, now is it? Wouldn't you folks just LOVE to get more reports from us?
Can ya'll behave? :p
We want to release something high quality that's worthy of sharing over social media, so bear with us folks! The stew will be ready when it's ready!
Now, keep your wipe impatience to yourselves! :p It won't get you anywhere for AT LEAST another 2 weeks.