The Weekly ChargeDelivering a jolt, every SundayIssue 1
Editor: Lash
Contributors: Michael Kenley, Twig
Community NewsRecharged and Ready to go!The Neutron Defenders are back in action after a brief vacation. Recently re-charged Neutron Twig was quoted by a reporter as saying "We're back, suckers!" When asked for a comment by yr editor, Michael Kenley simply stated: "f u c k b o i s".
Khantankerous BreakupThe family feud between ex-khans Ribbit, Renegade, and khan president Gargantua has spilled over to the forum after Renegade nuked TKs forums. Ribbit has been accused of being a no-good backstabber. Gargantua has been accused of being a power-hungry hardline fundamentalist. As for Renegade? Our sources say they're just happy he's gone so they can get back to pillaging.
HUB GONE WILDOn the morning of 1 April 2016, the hub went wild. Kilgore enabled PvP in hub. For three hours a wild battle raged involving Peacekeepers, bluesuits, russians, Khans, and then the police. As nobody dropped gear on death and loot was prevented, factions decided to bring Power Armor. This was a very stupid idea, as CCM and Khans learned. Yr editor offers his sincerest condolences to the family of the lost armors.
KHANS LEAVING SERVER?!?Khans have threatened to leave server in retaliation for the 1 April patch. Kilgore has confirmed that the patch will remain in place until wipe. Without scrub's gear to fight for, The Khans have made precisely 1 appearance in-game. Their attempt to capture Modoc on 4 April was quashed by a random assortment of various factions.
Neighbourhood Rumors:The grapevine says...Pancake is a zoophiliac.
Seki, the
Social Warriors' combat team leader is dead. Social Warriors have quit the games in droves. One promised yr editor that the Social Warriors will be back... eventually.
Awgansky has been negotiating to join the khans. Sources say he wants to get into town capture but is on bad terms with UV members
Ribbit and
Renegade.
Lost and found:Found: Combat Armor, +1 Luck. Crafted by DonnieSlave. Taken from a corpse in boneyard.
Found: XL07E3. Taken off Skinhead some weeks ago. Misplaced and located next to outhouse.
Lost: Dende's Power Armor. Was vaporized during April Fools' Day festivities. Please send flowers to Dende's office via any CCM member you see in hub. The CCM request that you do not send oil cans in memory of his late Power Armor.
Dear Charge-kunDear Charge-kun.... I wish to rub my phallic member against your facial features.
- Phallic Philip
Philip,
Please fuck yourself. While I appreciate the attention, I would rather not think about your noodly appendage.
- Charge-kun
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