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The Weekly Charge #2
« on: April 10, 2016, 11:04:08 pm »
The Weekly Charge
Delivering a jolt, every Sunday

Issue #2
Editor: Lash
Contributors: Michael Kenley, Twig

Community News
Hey, what's going on?

KHAN'T TAKE THE HEAT
It wasn't just a rumor. After denials, The Khans have announced their departure via their official publication, The Daily Khan. You can read it here.

This comes on the heels of The Flying Butcher's departure from the faction and subsequent public challenge to The Khans. His faction - and now alliances - now numbers some 20 members.

Test-es Ended
Server admins Kilgore and DocAN have reverted the April 1 changes, stating that "we thank everybody for their participation in this (involuntary) test". Item Drop has been re-enabled but will not be returning in Season 3.

"No More Swatiskas" - Bans threatened
Kilgore has stated in hub that swatiskas and nazi imagery is henceforth forbidden. Bans have been threatened. Yr editor thinks this rule is eminently reasonable and asks our readers to kindly abide by Kilgore's request. Penises are, however, not forbidden.

Neighbourhood Rumors:
Total lies? Or the awful truth?

Donnie Darko was a Ultra Violence plant inside The Khans

Queer Man is not, in fact, male. Our sources tell us that QM is actually popular YouTube personality iambee.


Lost and found:
Lost: Butcher's Unique Combat Armor MKII. Was killed by Enclave. May it rest in pieces.

Found: Determination. If The Khans are missing theirs, please contact Butcher.

Lost: Full Blown AIDS lost a car full of gear near NCR, with 100% damage on it. If anybody repairs it, please catch AIDS and let him know.


Dear Charge-kun
Quote from: Felonious Felicia
Dear Charge-kun,
I let myself in last night. Hope you don't mind! <3
- Felicia

Bye, Felicia.

Breaking a window and entering a room is considered felony trespass in my state. I did not find it romantic. Please contact a lawyer. Next time I'll have a shotgun.

Cheers,
Charge-kun


Life & Entertainment

Salted Fries
On Issue 1's thread there were many comments added in response to most of the articles, but one quote that stranded out most to yr editor and co. seems to be a little too salty for our fries:
Quote from: comment
a paper made by a treacherous little shit

gets his own "faction" killed by khans
invites khans to neutron defenders bases to kill them
sits in khan teamspeak doing jack shit and playing on unleveled characters

You jish-t can't top this, and neither could we. It is forever plastered on the Neutron Defender wall.

Crossword


Crossword Solution
Issue 1
1. Respawn
2. Little John
3. Dende
4. Never Gonna Give You Up
5. Khans
6. Suck
7. The Flying Butcher


Editorial
Letters to the editor published next issue

The Future of The Game
by lash

FOnline is dying.

It won't be dead for a long time, but inevitably, all games die. Reloaded admins know this and periodically have reset the game - essentially killing it and starting anew.

Last week, we saw something strange happen. Seasoned players quit logging in during the week of No-Drop.... but the scrubs kept logging in. Some got together and formed factions. Most simply ran around without direction, dying alone in the wastes.

The future of the game depends on both of these groups: Seasoned and scrubs. Without scrubs, there is nobody for the Seasoned PKer to hunt. Without Seasoned players, the server's bills are no longer paid.

In this week, now that Drop is enabled, while you Seasoned players return, I ask of you one thing: spend a little time teaching a noob. Maybe give them starter gear. Point them to the wiki and tell them what they should do in the game.

FOnline will die early without you and them.

-  lash



Feedback
We don't do corrections. Our readers do.

Wo-ho! Looks like Issue #1 touched a nerve with more than a few readers. Here's what they've got to say:

Quote from: Awg
Quote from: Issue 1
Seki, the Social Warriors' combat team leader is dead. Social Warriors have quit the games in droves. One promised yr editor that the Social Warriors will be back... eventually.

Awgansky has been negotiating to join the khans. Sources say he wants to get into town capture but is on bad terms with UV members Ribbit and Renegade
o.O What?

Oh God every single part of this is rumor indeed :D

We never quit the game we just slowed down, and status of Seki never was a factor in it :D

Neither khans or myself never negotiate merging nor joining :),

And I have nothing against neither Renegade nor Ribbit.

Nice to see new news paper Good Luck
Quote from: Dr. Mengelito
Khans moving? Ahahaha
Quote from: Jotunheimer
+1

Got a good laugh out of this.



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Re: The Weekly Charge #2
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2016, 11:10:05 pm »
Shit man, this one was better than last week. I loved helping you especially on the "Salt Fries" bit tho. Keep it up, man

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Re: The Weekly Charge #2
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2016, 11:15:17 pm »
Yeah man I'm totally iambee :^)))

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Re: The Weekly Charge #2
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2016, 11:15:39 pm »
Thats a boy Lash make me proud.

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Re: The Weekly Charge #2
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2016, 12:19:45 am »
Me w/ the Charge


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Re: The Weekly Charge #2
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2016, 06:42:44 am »
Penises are, however, not forbidden.

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Re: The Weekly Charge #2
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2016, 04:51:07 pm »
Nice, better than last
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Re: The Weekly Charge #2
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2016, 07:16:56 am »
Where is the next issue coming? They were fun reads you should not stop now!
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Re: The Weekly Charge #2
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2016, 08:26:21 am »
Where is the next issue coming? They were fun reads you should not stop now!

It's a wip atm. It'll probably be up tomorrow so sorry for the delay

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Re: The Weekly Charge #2
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2016, 12:53:03 pm »
Crossword +1 :)
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