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Title: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Rinzler on March 09, 2017, 01:11:19 am
'Issue Six' of the UFAV Post - the wastelands only source of real news!

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Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: intruders on March 09, 2017, 08:47:06 am
I think all the genuine Khans should finally wise up and seek amnesty from their only true lord - Bison

Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on March 09, 2017, 04:10:03 pm
I think all the genuine Khans should finally wise up and seek amnesty from their only true lord - Bison

I think bison should focus on building ufav rep. and work on the quality of his content instead of desperately trying to stay relevant by trying to trigger us lol
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Bastian on March 09, 2017, 05:15:04 pm
Why UFAV need to talk about Khans?

Maybe cause they dont have nothing to say about them?


Maybe because bye-son is obsesed with his old days?




I call to a duel on same numbers 5 vs 5, your best mans in ufav against 5 khans, no T4.


After we make bukake on your troops, you wont be able to say "swarm" or "t4 abuse" and the true noobs (special mention:BanMachine) will be revealed.

Anyone has the courage to accept?
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Leo on March 09, 2017, 07:11:00 pm
Why UFAV need to talk about Khans?

Maybe cause they dont have nothing to say about them?


Maybe because bye-son is obsesed with his old days?




I call to a duel on same numbers 5 vs 5, your best mans in ufav against 5 khans, no T4.


After we make bukake on your troops, you wont be able to say "swarm" or "t4 abuse" and the true noobs (special mention:BanMachine) will be revealed.

Anyone has the courage to accept?

I challenge khans or uv to 5v5 with AA :) of course after your 5v5 with uvfav
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: killer1986chris on March 09, 2017, 07:15:15 pm
I can't wait to see the footage from said fight.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on March 09, 2017, 07:42:28 pm
I challenge khans or uv to 5v5 with AA :) of course after your 5v5 with uvfav

Challenge accepted, 5v5 no re

If we win we want Stalker to apologise to Knuckle for being noob
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on March 09, 2017, 08:28:57 pm
But I learned to be a noob from knuckle who apparently "taught me" this server  ::) ::) ::)

So that makes him a noob  ;D

Not really, you should've listened better and you would be pro

Great issue btw, got the khans all triggered

nah didn't trigg anyone off, mspaint boxcutting ruined the trolling
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: S.T.A.L.K.E.R on March 09, 2017, 09:38:38 pm
Whatever you say meng  ::)
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: sam.hyde on March 09, 2017, 09:57:35 pm
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Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: PrebaTHC on March 09, 2017, 10:24:28 pm
bison > cans
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on March 09, 2017, 10:27:43 pm
Whatever you say meng  ::)

You're learning.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Rinzler on March 09, 2017, 11:43:45 pm
Why UFAV need to talk about Khans?

Maybe cause they dont have nothing to say about them?

Maybe because bye-son is obsesed with his old days?

I call to a duel on same numbers 5 vs 5, your best mans in ufav against 5 khans, no T4.


After we make bukake on your troops, you wont be able to say "swarm" or "t4 abuse" and the true noobs (special mention:BanMachine) will be revealed.

Anyone has the courage to accept?

Hi, Bastian was it? Not sure who you are but anyway this is good old fashioned honest journalism we didn't say anything about khans, these are all views expressed by the khans we interviewed, perhaps somebody should get their own house in order? (Not you, I mean the ones in charge.)

And we accept :)


nah didn't trigg anyone off, mspaint boxcutting ruined the trolling

Just keep telling yourself that :)


This just in:

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Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: antalope on March 10, 2017, 05:57:49 am
UFAV post is FAKE NEWS! Can't trust them anymore. The khans weekly are good people, its a good paper, very trustworthy
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Bison on March 12, 2017, 12:42:56 am
UFAV post is FAKE NEWS! Can't trust them anymore. The khans weekly are good people, its a good paper, very trustworthy

Enemy propaganda!  ::)
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Leo on March 12, 2017, 03:16:33 am
I challenge khans or uv to 5v5 with AA :) of course after your 5v5 with uvfav

Challenge accepted, 5v5 no re

If we win we want Stalker to apologise to Knuckle for being noob

Let's organize it for a day 5 ppl (including Meng and I so can't be weekend) can all play together

Current AA team: Jish + ???
Current TKS team: Meng + ???

Let's update this list soon boys ;)
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: killer1986chris on March 12, 2017, 02:51:08 pm
Considering Bastion issued the challenge it stands to reason that he will be one of the Khans.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on March 12, 2017, 05:28:01 pm
Considering Bastion issued the challenge it stands to reason that he will be one of the Khans.

So should you.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: killer1986chris on March 12, 2017, 05:45:58 pm
As a former Khan I disagree.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Bison on March 12, 2017, 06:26:40 pm
As a former Khan I disagree.

Former Khan? Why'd the 'Brotherhood' loose you?
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on March 12, 2017, 06:29:43 pm
As a former Khan I disagree.

Former Khan? Why'd the 'Brotherhood' loose you?

Yeah, we also wonder?

Could have had the courtesy to inform us about it.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: killer1986chris on March 12, 2017, 06:30:26 pm
It was time for us to part ways, I think that is all that most here need to know.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on March 12, 2017, 06:37:42 pm
It was time for us to part ways, I think that is all that most here need to know.

Haven't seen you active on either reloaded or anywhere else in about a year except
for here on the forums, can inbox me if you like to make a statement or reason otherwise good riddance.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: killer1986chris on March 12, 2017, 06:39:02 pm
I spoke to Garg and told him that I accept the fact I was corpsed.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Bison on March 12, 2017, 06:41:27 pm
It was time for us to part ways, I think that is all that most here need to know.

Haven't seen you active on either reloaded or anywhere else in about a year except
for here on the forums, can inbox me if you like to make a statement or reason otherwise good riddance.

'Good Riddance' for anyone who wants to join them you can see right there how they treat ex members, as a leader you would try and do everything in your power not to loose people. This more so with any organisation that claims to be a brotherhood.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on March 12, 2017, 09:31:29 pm
It was time for us to part ways, I think that is all that most here need to know.

Haven't seen you active on either reloaded or anywhere else in about a year except
for here on the forums, can inbox me if you like to make a statement or reason otherwise good riddance.

'Good Riddance' for anyone who wants to join them you can see right there how they treat ex members, as a leader you would try and do everything in your power not to loose people. This more so with any organisation that claims to be a brotherhood.

Don't pretend you of all people can lecture me on leadership. You have no concept of what a brotherhood is and you're not part of one, if you did you'd realize such relations go two ways. If you want me to define what set our Brotherhood and Clan and your sorry attempt at a Red Cross 2 fonline faction apart I'm more than happy to highlight the differences for anyone interested.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: ⛧Donnie Darko⛧ on March 12, 2017, 09:59:58 pm
>Be Bison.
>Raid leader of The Khans.
>"As a leader you would try and do everything in your power not to loose people. This more so with any organization that claims to be a brotherhood."
>Didn't get his way into turning Khans into a BBS clone.
>Leaves friends.
>Lecture Mengelito more than a year later after owning a inactive faction.
>Ironic?

Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Bison on March 12, 2017, 10:02:21 pm
It was time for us to part ways, I think that is all that most here need to know.

You are welcome to apply for Unfair Advantage, we don't 'shit' on New or ex members.  ::)
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Dr. Mengelito on March 12, 2017, 10:25:54 pm
It was time for us to part ways, I think that is all that most here need to know.

You are welcome to apply for Unfair Advantage, we don't 'shit' on New or ex members.  ::)

Hahaha oh yeah Bison? What about how you attacked and harassed an ex member of yours just because he didn't wanna play with noobs? Even offered me a dossier of "info" on him supposedly compiled from pms and private sections of forums that I obviously spat on.

You're the biggest hypocrite on Reloaded.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: zekromo on March 13, 2017, 12:18:34 am
One love Chris. You're a brother to me g :)
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: killer1986chris on March 13, 2017, 12:44:30 am
You too good buddy.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Bastian on March 30, 2017, 07:00:58 am
Thanks for the screenshots screaming my name!

Thanks Rinzler for the tears!




I still want my 5v5 with UFAV... Im not much into the forum drama, rioting and creating new factions, etc...

Byeson get your teenragers army ready and lets set up a nice meeting.

Let the bullets talk guys...
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Rinzler on March 30, 2017, 11:55:53 am
Don't thank us :)

I did wonder when you were going to get back to us on that, I suppose 3 weeks isn't a bad response time. Anyways the ball in is your court Bastian, get your "special needs squad" together (I'm told that's an 'inside' joke) and tell us where and when.

Optionally you could just show up to PvP before 2am like when you had 3-4 other factions backing you up. So, why has the turn out reduced since then anyway?
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Bastian on April 01, 2017, 06:37:26 am
Don't thank us :)

I did wonder when you were going to get back to us on that, I suppose 3 weeks isn't a bad response time. Anyways the ball in is your court Bastian, get your "special needs squad" together (I'm told that's an 'inside' joke) and tell us where and when.

Optionally you could just show up to PvP before 2am like when you had 3-4 other factions backing you up. So, why has the turn out reduced since then anyway?


Nice! I see my presence is noted, i like that.


I took your advice seriously and i took some of the ufav towns today, i hope you dont mind!
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Rinzler on April 01, 2017, 12:04:30 pm
Don't thank us :)

I did wonder when you were going to get back to us on that, I suppose 3 weeks isn't a bad response time. Anyways the ball in is your court Bastian, get your "special needs squad" together (I'm told that's an 'inside' joke) and tell us where and when.

Optionally you could just show up to PvP before 2am like when you had 3-4 other factions backing you up. So, why has the turn out reduced since then anyway?


Nice! I see my presence is noted, i like that.


I took your advice seriously and i took some of the ufav towns today, i hope you dont mind!

Did you? You must have done it while I was asleep again. The only factions taking towns during prime time was AA, Riders of the Wastes and us.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Lucky man on April 01, 2017, 12:50:33 pm
Don't thank us :)

I did wonder when you were going to get back to us on that, I suppose 3 weeks isn't a bad response time. Anyways the ball in is your court Bastian, get your "special needs squad" together (I'm told that's an 'inside' joke) and tell us where and when.

Optionally you could just show up to PvP before 2am like when you had 3-4 other factions backing you up. So, why has the turn out reduced since then anyway?


Nice! I see my presence is noted, i like that.


I took your advice seriously and i took some of the ufav towns today, i hope you dont mind!

Did you? You must have done it while I was asleep again. The only factions taking towns during prime time was AA, Riders of the Wastes and us.
Try luck with towns without AA then we see :)
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Rinzler on April 01, 2017, 01:09:36 pm
We have done plenty of times, didn't see you there neither :) Maybe next time.
Title: Re: The UFAV Post 'Issue 6'
Post by: Lucky man on April 01, 2017, 01:37:27 pm
 ;D